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25 Jan, 2012 | Written by helping_sis | under Chez Bonus Codes
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rockinrog | January 25th, 2012 at 4:01 am #
IF you can put this puzzle together. Say goodbye to Alzheimer’s!
Hope this is true because I PUT IT TOGETHER>>>>> HOW ABOUT YOU?????
As we older people get older still we all need to be concerned with Alzheimer’s disease. This puzzle is easy to put together if you are not affected by Alzheimer’s disease, but impossible to do for someone with the disease. Give it a try. If this puzzle is particularly difficult for you than your physician can offer you additional testing to check you for Alzheimer’s. The sooner you deal with the disease the more years you will enjoy life. There have been some very remarkable new discoveries over the last year or two in the research to cure the disease. Nothing yet cures it but electrical stimulation of the brain seems the most promising along with other new drugs.
If you can put this puzzle together. Say goodbye to Alzheimer’s!
A really neat puzzle
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If you can put this puzzle together. Say goodbye to Alzheimer’s
pharmerphil | January 25th, 2012 at 4:04 am #
Good morning folks and happy hump day!
rugbyrebel | January 25th, 2012 at 4:46 am #
Good morning everyone, rebel stepping in turd, that’s more like it
rugbyrebel | January 25th, 2012 at 5:18 am #
Fairy Story
A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, “For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.”
“Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband,” said the wife.
The fairy moved her magic wand and suddenly two tickets for a deluxe cruise on a luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Now it was the husband’s turn. He thought for a moment and said: “Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime so, I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife thirty years younger than me”.
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed but a wish is a wish. So, once again, the fairy moved her magic wand and the husband became 92-years-old
Moral — Men might be ungrateful idiots but fairies are women!
rugbyrebel | January 25th, 2012 at 5:20 am #
Three Pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner.
One said, “Since summer started I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I’ve tried everything–noise, spray, cats–nothing seems to scare them away.”
Another said, “Me too. I’ve got hundreds living in my belfry and in the narthex attic. I’ve even had the place fumigated, and they won’t go away.”
The third said, “I baptized all mine, and made them members of the church. Haven’t seen one back since.”
rugbyrebel | January 25th, 2012 at 5:27 am #
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, “We were the first in space!”
The American said, “We were the first on the moon!”
The Blonde said, “So what? We’re going to be the first on the sun!”
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. “You can’t land on the sun. You’ll burn up!” said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, “We’re not stupid, you know. We’re going at night!”
Critic | January 25th, 2012 at 6:18 am #
Good morning all.
The Oscar nominees are out. Choose all of the movies you’ve seen:
The daily Doc and Woody Poll : Pick all the Best Picture nominees you’ve seen
-The Artist
-The Help
-Moneyball
-Midnight in Paris
-Tree of Life
-The Descendants
-Hugo
-Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
-War Horse
-I have seen NONE of them
Critic | January 25th, 2012 at 6:57 am #
Trivia: The 6:40 Tough Question
Q: Men spend three times more on THIS than women.
A: Tipping
Mr. Red | January 25th, 2012 at 7:21 am #
Good Morning Peeps
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All Access Password: Haggis
Hummer | January 25th, 2012 at 7:31 am #
Happy Hump Day CHEZ Nation! – thanx-a-mil for the codes’n laffs!
Mr. Red | January 25th, 2012 at 7:32 am #
Here is your “Happy Robbie Burns Day! I’ve never tried Haggis but it doesn’t sound totally unappetizing, after all I’ve seen much worse on Fear Factor….
,On This Day In Canadian History, and my SmokeOut Update.
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Haggis is a kind of savoury pudding containing sheep’s ‘pluck’ (heart, liver and lungs), minced with onion, oatmeal, suet, spices, and salt, mixed with stock, and traditionally encased in the animal’s stomach and simmered for approximately three hours. Most modern commercial haggis is prepared in a casing rather than an actual stomach” edition Of Today’s FUNny, Did You Know
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Alarming Golf Tale
A group of golfers were telling tall stories. At last came a veteran’s turn. “Well, he said, “I once drove a ball, accidentally of course, through a cottage window. The ball knocked over an oil lamp and the place caught on fire.”
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“What did you do?”, asked his friends.
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“Oh,” said the veteran, “I immediately teed another ball, took careful aim, and hit the fire alarm on Main Street. That brought out the fire engine before any major damage was done.”
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Did You Know:? In Racine, Wisconsin, it is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.
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On This Day In Canadian History: 1791 – British Parliament approves bill splitting the old province of Quebec into Upper and Lower Canada
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My SmokeOut Update: NicoDerm 2 – Cigarettes 0
Mr. Red | January 25th, 2012 at 7:37 am #
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rockin' woman | January 25th, 2012 at 7:51 am #
Good Robbie Burns Day mornin’. I could taste haggis but not sure I would do more than that. It depends what it tastes like.
Have a great day all.
rockin' woman | January 25th, 2012 at 7:57 am #
@rockinrog, I was able to put the puzzle together so I guess I’m still OK although I am very forgetful. As my doctor told me, it’s not whether you lose your keys but whether you can remember what to do with them once you find them.
StephenS | January 25th, 2012 at 8:13 am #
@hugger 1
Sorry I did not see your reply to my post on Monday. We were at the Belive Grand resort. I also went ionline and read reviews, some negative some positive. However, keep in mind some people expect the world when they go on trips.
The only thing I can say that might not a grat thing was the bath room tile work was not an expert job. Small and uneven cuts along the tile, like big dea. Some of the reviews made this place look like the end of the world. The food where I was was pretty good. They had a variety of restuarant with different themes and menus. For those you had to book reservation times. Otherwise you ate at the main buffet all everynight they had a different main feature ie seafood, chickenalong with the other standard fare.
The bacon is fantastic and so is the coffee. Ity beats the hell out of Tims or any other you get here.
Rum is dirt cheap, 2 750 ml bottles for $15, and it is the top brand in the DR. The main beer, Presidente, is so smooth.
Mr. Red | January 25th, 2012 at 8:18 am #
I had no problem putting the puzzle together, but lately (over the past 18months to 2 years) I’ve noticed that I have the short-term memory of a goldfish and the bladder of a Titmouse.
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I’ve also noticed, especially when watching Jeopardy, by brain tends to “buffer” more and longer when searching for the file that holds the information/answer. If it were a computer, it’d be way over due for a “de-frag”
Hummer | January 25th, 2012 at 8:20 am #
@Mr. Red – Keep it going on the smoke-out! When and if you do get the urge to smoke..have SEX instead, It worked for me! lol
Toyslover | January 25th, 2012 at 8:31 am #
@Hummer – they say it is important to keep your hands busy while quitting.
diehard | January 25th, 2012 at 8:35 am #
test
Hummer | January 25th, 2012 at 8:35 am #
@Toys – That is correct! Hands busy and putting something in your mouth, or at least something other than a cigarette between the lips works best!
Mr. Red | January 25th, 2012 at 8:42 am #
@Hummer – that would be very hard, as I used to , I like that term (used to – past tense), smoke most, if not all my cigarettes in the car while driving. Have you ever tried to drive while having sex???? I did it once, while to be quite honest, she did it to me once, while I was driving her home one Sunday morning….talk about distracted driving!!!
Hummer | January 25th, 2012 at 8:47 am #
@Mr. Red – Ya..it must have been really hard..when she pulled it out; you should have pulled over! lol You’ve got GPS..so can’t you just put your vehicle on auto pilot!
Mr. Red | January 25th, 2012 at 8:49 am #
@Hummer & Toyslover – What helps during a craving is a empty pen in my mouth and dragging on that….apropos since I started with Moore (Menthol) back in High School. If you’re not familiar with Moore, they’re an American cigarette/cigarillo, 110mm long
Mr. Red | January 25th, 2012 at 8:53 am #
@Hummer – Auto-Pilot! That reminds me of a Darwin Award nominee, a woman (of course) bought a new motor-home with cruise control, took it out for the first and last time, set the cruise-control and walked into the back to make herself a cup of coffee…..
rugbyrebel | January 25th, 2012 at 9:01 am #
@rockinrog, what puzzle???? Bwahahahaha!
Hummer | January 25th, 2012 at 9:15 am #
@Mr. Red – I just sent you something to help take your mind off of the cigs!
rockin' woman | January 25th, 2012 at 10:53 am #
@Mr.Red, I’m sending you a thrown baseball, you have to catch it so it will keep your hands busy for all of 3 seconds. I’ll try to come up with something better.
Lizardking | January 25th, 2012 at 1:06 pm #
Morning or should I say afternoon. Got into work late as I had to drop daughter off at hospital for her wisdom teeth surgery. Just waiting for the call when she’s ready for pickup. Thanks for the codes as usual!