Chez 106 Bonus Codes
8 Sep, 2010 | Written by helping_sis | under Chez Bonus Codes
All Access Password: mail
The Lost Lyric bonus code @ 2:10m: home
New Polls
Doc & Woody Poll (500pts)
Robin Harper’s Medal of Honor Poll (500pts)
New Event
Listen to Chez 106 Live Button each day (100pts)
Lou | September 8th, 2010 at 12:04 am #
am I first? ;-)
54mods | September 8th, 2010 at 12:15 am #
No, I can’t be second?
Have a good one all!
helping_sis | September 8th, 2010 at 12:29 am #
So I guess I’ll be turd today!!! LOL Only cause I wanna say…. “Sorry I missed you again cash”! We seem to always do that for some reason. LOL I am doing ok thanks, and how about you?? Hope all is well and I really want to chat with you soon. :) Oh, by the way, I am not on facebook, for reasons of my own, but hope to catch you here soon so we can chat. I am always here late at night, being a night owl and all!!! LMAO!
I hope you all have a wonderful day today, glad I could spare someone the turd position! So if this is my good deed for the day, does that mean something really good is going to happen today? ;)
Good night everybody, or good morning to others.
Mr Punchy | September 8th, 2010 at 1:35 am #
New at your local music shop this week:
1- Stone Sour’s 3rd album? Should be out…
2- Megadeth’s 20th anniversary Rust in Peace LIVE DVD and blueray
pharmerphil | September 8th, 2010 at 4:17 am #
Oh Happy Day, oh very happy Hump Day.
tva | September 8th, 2010 at 4:37 am #
Good Morning all @Canopener very funny yesterday Pledge buzz lolololololol
Critic | September 8th, 2010 at 5:21 am #
Good morning all.
Several big-name classic rock artists have albums on the way. The Bachman-Turner album came out this week.
The daily Doc and Woody Poll : Which album interests you most?
-Neil Young – Le Noise, produced by Daniel Lanois
-Bachman-Turner – A return to good old Canadian rock
-Carlos Santana – Guitar Heaven, a classic rock covers album
-Eric Clapton – Clapton, featuring guests like Steve Winwood
-Robert Plant – Band of Joy, now streaming online
-I’m not into any of these artists.
Critic | September 8th, 2010 at 5:48 am #
Enter the answer to this question as a BONUS CODE by 8:45am to get in on the draw: NHL legend Denis Potvin is the new TV analyst for the Senators this season. Potvin played 15 NHL season for what team?
Answer: NewYorkIslanders
Worth 150 points.
Critic | September 8th, 2010 at 5:53 am #
Listen for the Lost Lyric between 2 and 2:15pm.
mornindude | September 8th, 2010 at 6:12 am #
Mornin all, and Happy Hump Day! 2 more days til I get a week off.
Thanks fer the codes!
tipper | September 8th, 2010 at 6:25 am #
As Canadians, we’d rather hold our tongues and be polite than complain and inconvenience anyone because we aren’t happy.
Steak a little underdone? We’ll suck it up and eat it. Guy sitting more on you than beside you on an airplane? We’ll grin and bear it.
Other nationalities aren’t so notoriously polite, though.
Telegraph.co.uk recently published a list of the 20 most bizarre complaints ever registered by travellers. Here are some of the best. They’re sure to leave you shaking your head.
- A woman threatened to call the police after she thought she was trapped in her room upon finding the “Do Not Disturb” sign hanging on the inside of her door.
- One couple was perturbed after discovering the Ray Bans they bought from a street vendor for 5 euros were fake.
- “No one told us there would be fish in the sea.”
- One couple complained that no one told them they’d need swimsuits when they booked a trip to a water park.
- A man complained to his travel agent after seeing an aroused elephant made him feel inadequate and ruined his honeymoon.
- “The beach was too sandy.”
- A guest in Australia complained about his soup being too thick. He was eating the gravy.
- One woman demanded topless sunbathing be outlawed after her husband spent more time looking at the tanners than her.
- A tourist complained that it took her family six hours to fly home to England from Jamaica, while the Americans only had to fly three hours.
- “I was bitten by a mosquito. No one said they could bite.”
Mr. Red | September 8th, 2010 at 7:21 am #
Good Morning & Happy Hump Day Peeps :cool
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All Access Password: Mail
Hugger1 | September 8th, 2010 at 7:36 am #
New Viruses on the Loose
New World Order virus: Probably harmless, but it makes a lot of people really mad just thinking about it.
Federal Bureaucrat virus: Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of your computer.
Texas virus: Makes sure that it’s bigger than any other file.
Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.
Congressional virus: The computer locks up and screen splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.
Airline virus: You’re in Dallas but your data is in Singapore.
Freudian virus: Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own motherboard.
Public Television virus: Your programs stop every few minutes to ask for money.
Elvis virus: Your computer gets fat, slow, and lazy, then self-destructs, only to resurface at shopping malls and service stations across rural America.
Nike virus: Just does it.
Congressional virus #2: Runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously, but it doesn’t allow the user to accomplish anything.
Star Trek virus: Invades your system in places where no virus has gone before.
Health Care virus: Tests your system for a day, finds nothing wrong, and sends you a bill for $4,500.
DeVil | September 8th, 2010 at 8:05 am #
GM everyone
i’ve been off the blog since life went to sh!t Aug 3 – we lost black lab %^&*%$#*&^% – i can barely bring myself to type this … a week later a good friend’s mum passed away suddenly from a heart attack while he was vacationing here, the following week his wife’s mum died, then my best friend had to put her prized horse down, then a colleague from work died. I’ve been surrounded by death & heartbreak – sending & receiving condolences throughout August trying to cope with my own loss and comfort others … it’s all been too much. Losing black lab was extremely painful ~ the loss and grief are almost more than I can handle, life goes on but the fun isn’t there anymore. If bad things happen in threes that means I’m in for one more disaster … I don’t want to be a buzzkill but I know some blog ppl were wondering where I disappeared to – now u know
Caribbeangirl | September 8th, 2010 at 8:05 am #
Good Morning Everyone:)
VCL | September 8th, 2010 at 8:17 am #
@ DeVil My heartfelt condolences on losing one of the family. I too lost my best friend earlier this year. It still bothers me, I have not quite grasped the ‘here today, gone tomorrow’ aspect of life. To be heaped with so much loss is not fun. ((((((((((Hugs))))))))) to you and yours, may the recovery be without anymore trauma!!!
VCL | September 8th, 2010 at 8:20 am #
Morning ya’ll. This 6am stuff is killing me!!! But I am around for all the codes Thanks!
Mr. Red | September 8th, 2010 at 8:33 am #
Here is your “hugs, hugs and more hugs are in store for you, DeVil. You need ‘em along with a strong dose of humour, friendship and love” edition of Today’s FUNny and Did You Know
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(This one is for the lovely ladies of the blog)
The Perfect Man
The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean;
He has a beautiful smile,
And keeps his face so clean.
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The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side.
He will be a darn good father
And a husband to his bride.
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The perfect man loves cooking,
Cleaning and vacuuming, too.
He’ll do anything in his power
To show his love to you.
The perfect man is sweet,
Writing poetry in your name.
He’s a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain.
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He never makes you cry
Or hurt in any way.
Oh, screw this stupid poem…
The perfect man is gay.
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Did You Know?: In North Carolina, no one may be a professional fortune-teller, and if one wishes to pursue the practice as an amateur, it must be practiced in a school or church.
rockin' woman | September 8th, 2010 at 9:13 am #
@DeVil, I’m so sorry about your loss and all the loss you’ve been dealing with. I’ll keep you in my prayers. I lost my good pup after 17.5 yrs many yrs ago, and since then have had and lost 2 cats. I went to the humane society after losing the second cat and got 2 more cats and although they don’t replace my lost ones, having a warm furry something to look after did help.
Thanks as always for the codes. Who won the tickets to the Leaf/Sens game?
Have a great day.
Smerfy | September 8th, 2010 at 9:14 am #
@ DeVil: Sorry for your losses. OK everyone, DeVil’s turn for a big group hug.
@Mr. Red, very funny.
summer | September 8th, 2010 at 10:11 am #
Morning all,
Well it was an exciting first day back at work, set off the security alarm, called the company twice to cancel. The cops still came to our door and was almost arrested, oh boy! What a morning I tell ya.
Can Opener | September 8th, 2010 at 10:12 am #
@ DeVil… This state of shock you must be overwhelmed with is both unfortunately and at the same time, truly the core of the human condition.
To love and to be loved is really what we’re all about… some would say it makes no difference if the love we give and receive is between us and other humans, while others would not see our grief.
The absolute unconditional love shown to us by our companions to our lives is irreplaceable. We as humans have at times very much taken these relationships for granted, but some us us certainly have not.
There was one time in my life when I was attending funerals every 3-4 weeks, over a period of about 18 months, I had become quite numb. It wasn’t until years later that I understood that I was fortunate. Not only fortunate for having had these people in my life, but also fortunate that the lessons I learned from the passing of one could apply to the others as well. I only wish I could have applied those sooner.
If I may, I have one small offering for you, that is simply that the loss of those who you care about and how you will come through these trying times, will with no doubt, define you as being part of the most caring component of humanity.
I am very sorry for you and your husbands losses, and I’m not far if both or either one of you would like to have a coffee.
Can Opener | September 8th, 2010 at 10:16 am #
@ tva… yup, you experienced a Pledge buzz! It’s great, gives you a nice warm feeling that no one notices, kinda’ like pissing yourself in a pair of dark pants!
Almost 4got… Morning everyone!
Can Opener | September 8th, 2010 at 10:18 am #
@ summer… sooo you DIDN’T get hauled off to jail? What’s up with that? Why are we even paying taxes? LOL!!!
Gatorboy | September 8th, 2010 at 10:21 am #
NEWSLETTER BONUS CODE IS EXPERIENCE FOR 1000PTS.
PRESALE FOR SHOW AT NOON
Gatorboy | September 8th, 2010 at 10:26 am #
…that would be the Experience Hendrix show at the NAC – Mon. Nov. 1
nike red rocks 2 « Эхо блогосферы | September 8th, 2010 at 10:39 am #
[...] helping_sis пишет: Several big-name classic rock artists have albums on the way. The Bachman-Turner album came out this week. The daily Doc and Woody Poll : Which album interests you most? -Neil Young – Le Noise, produced by Daniel Lanois … Nike virus: Just does it. Congressional virus #2: Runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously, but it doesn’t allow the user to accomplish anything. Star Trek virus: Invades your system in places where no virus has gone before. … [...]
summer | September 8th, 2010 at 10:58 am #
@devil
So sorry for your loss, I know it too well. Time will heal the pain but memories will never be forgotten. Hugs to you my friend xoxo
@can
Nope, still at work, although it was kind of scary for a split second. There were 3 cops, 1 cute guy and 2 very nice looking copettes. hahah Wow, when did Ottawa cops look so good?
Can Opener | September 8th, 2010 at 11:05 am #
@ summer… doing any swimming yet?
Can Opener | September 8th, 2010 at 11:08 am #
@ Greg… how the heck do these Russian porn sites get to spam here???
Can Opener | September 8th, 2010 at 11:13 am #
Ok, lets see how creative we all are. I’ll start with the first line of a limerick and you kids can add your own lines.
There once was a caveman named Dave…
Can Opener | September 8th, 2010 at 11:14 am #
Remember… CREATIVE, no plagiarism!
Toyslover | September 8th, 2010 at 11:22 am #
There once was a caveman named Dave
who met a cavewoman named Maive
He dragged her by the hair
to a cave we know not where
to satisfy his lustful crave
Toyslover | September 8th, 2010 at 11:25 am #
Anyone watch this crazy video in the CHEZ newsletter? Can’t say for sure but it looks a little like PharmerPhil!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBWfBqRDbrM
Can Opener | September 8th, 2010 at 11:48 am #
Holy freakin’ Straw Bob Square Arse!!! What an ultra maroon!!!
Don’t farm drunk… or stoned… or obviously BOTH!!!
Toyslover | September 8th, 2010 at 11:55 am #
I wouldn’t be surprised if there were some microdots involved in the making of this video.
oggy33 | September 8th, 2010 at 12:15 pm #
Whats up everyone…and a special Hi to Summer
summer | September 8th, 2010 at 12:15 pm #
@can
nope, no swimming since I am back in court. Went on Friday and have to reappear on the 6th of October with the original judge. Seems you can’t appeal when a case has been dismissed hehe, oh it was totally to my side on Friday :) We’ll see what happens next.
VCL | September 8th, 2010 at 12:21 pm #
There once was a caveman named Dave,
Who was seriously a little naive.
He thought he could start,
A fire with a fart.
But instead learned a new way to shave.
pharmerphil | September 8th, 2010 at 12:29 pm #
@DeVil – am really sorry to hear about all the sad events that transpired in your life last month. I had wondered why you had dropped off the two blogs and had been asking about you. Be strong, things will change for the better.
@Toys and Can Opener – don’t knock it until you’ve tried it….lol
rockin' woman | September 8th, 2010 at 1:08 pm #
There once was a caveman named Dave,
He was a bit of a knave,
He grabbed his woman by the hair,
She clamped his bits in a snare,
And he never again did that dare.
BionicB | September 8th, 2010 at 1:29 pm #
Greetings and Salutations folks!
New pole just announced – Medal of Honour – Should a video game that lets gamers play as the Taliban be banned?
@ devil Sorry to hear of your loss. It’s amazing how animals so easily become on of the family. The sadness lasts a long time.
I’d like to say a word in Memorium for Jennifer Teague who was so brutally taken from us five years ago today. She will always be remembered.
Can Opener | September 8th, 2010 at 2:00 pm #
Looks like Toys and VCL are in the lead!
@ plil… hope that’s you face and not the back of your head, ’cause a lot of guys don’t like to be stared at when they get their cell block luvin!!! LMAO!!!
Can Opener | September 8th, 2010 at 2:05 pm #
Whoa, rockin woman is challenging the lead!
@ phil… with my luck my nads would get hit with the needle and wrapped so tight with baler twine they would fall off!!
@tva… didya go out for a Tide Marker stone??? LOL!
Critic | September 8th, 2010 at 2:14 pm #
The Lost Lyric bonus code @ 2:10m : Home
Worth 100 points.
mustang | September 8th, 2010 at 2:16 pm #
lost lyric home
grob115driver | September 8th, 2010 at 2:19 pm #
http://thechive.com/2010/08/10/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-emails-entire-office-33-photos/
Another great way to quit a crappy job….
Thanks for the codes!
VCL | September 8th, 2010 at 2:20 pm #
@ Toys that video is hilarious!! But damn he could have killed himself how stupid!!
rockin' woman | September 8th, 2010 at 2:25 pm #
@BionicB, that was such a sad and useless tragedy. I remember hoping the end result would be a happy one before they found her.
@canopener, who’s number 1.
chez's wild honey | September 8th, 2010 at 2:26 pm #
@DeVil my deepest sympathies to you and your family ! come by more often xox
@Salut BionicB..,,my thoughts are with you & jennifer’s family
@Thx Critic & fellow nation bloggers for yur good deed of de Second!
54mods | September 8th, 2010 at 2:29 pm #
New Code
Experience
chez's wild honey | September 8th, 2010 at 2:34 pm #
this looks like fun too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1lCP0oe-24&feature=related
tick | September 8th, 2010 at 2:54 pm #
Good afternoon all Hope everyone is well and happy today
54mods | September 8th, 2010 at 3:46 pm #
Happily Sick as a dog!
Although this is post 54!
Have a good one!
Can Opener | September 8th, 2010 at 3:48 pm #
@rw… ME! LOL!!!
smoothie | September 8th, 2010 at 3:56 pm #
@Devil I am so sorry for your loss. I can relate. My GPS of 13 years past away a few years ago and it took me a long time to get over that deep, core pain. My sympathies go out to you and your family.
@Can your heart felt words of wisdom are appreciated by me. You really worded your comments about love and loss well, thank you.
@BionicB Thank you for reminding me of Jennifer’s tragedy. I studied her case when I first started school that year. Such a terrifying time… terrible. Sending you and the Teague family positive and supportive vibes.
Been blanching and freezing edamames this afternoon. I have so much now I might need to purchase another freezer :P So addictive….
Thanks for the codes everyone
smoothie | September 8th, 2010 at 3:58 pm #
opps, I meant my GSP (German Short Haired Pointer)
Can Opener | September 8th, 2010 at 5:22 pm #
Geeze… every time I start my chain saw I get wet!!!
Can Opener was at the local hardware store looking for a new saw. The clerk asked him what he was using it for.
“I’m cuttin muh firewood” he replies.
The clerk said ” well why don’t you try one of our new chain saws. You’ll be amazed at how much more wood you can cut with one of these babies!”
So off went Can Opener with his brand new chainsaw.
Three days later he returns to the hardware store, chainsaw in hand.
“This dang thang don’t cut as much wood as my old saw, I want my money back right now!” he exclaimed.
The clerk said “Oh I am sorry. Let me see that saw and I’ll see what’s wrong with it.”
The clerk takes the saw and it started with the first pull of the rope.
Shocked by this, Can Opener said,
“What’s that funny noise it’s makin?”
pharmerphil | September 8th, 2010 at 5:56 pm #
Have a great evening folks off to a Celtic Sea rehearsal. Our Sep gig (that was supposed to be in the Byward Market) has been re-sched to later in the Fall however we have picked up another gig in the west end and will let you know about that soon and it should be alot of fun.
VCL | September 8th, 2010 at 7:39 pm #
There once was a caveman named Dave
Who attended a bash call a rave.
He drank like a fish.
& ate something from a dish
And oh how he acted depraved
Can Opener | September 8th, 2010 at 7:39 pm #
@ pharmerphil… sorry to hear your gig was moved back, I was looking forward to it! Please do let us know when your next gig is and where.
That is a massive tat, it must’ve hurt at least some!
@ smoothie… we all have defining moments in our lives, I guess I wouldn’t ever want to see anyone lose who they really are because of them.
Mr. E. | September 8th, 2010 at 8:54 pm #
@ Can Opener – check your e-mail!
Mr. E. | September 8th, 2010 at 9:00 pm #
@ VCL – Damn! Your second limerick was better than your first.
I think you missed your calling as a professional poet (do limericks count as poems?).
Toyslover | September 8th, 2010 at 9:02 pm #
There once was a caveman named Dave
A hockey puck he could not save
He played for the Leafs
And caused the fans grief
And every April he was allowed to shave.
Mr. E. | September 8th, 2010 at 9:06 pm #
America’s Got Talent is on right now. Worth watching for one reason: Jackie Evancho.
Check out this girl’s videos on YouTube, for example:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPITHzdUUDk&feature=related
Mr. E. | September 8th, 2010 at 9:34 pm #
@ Toyslover – I think you missed your calling too! Hand in your resignation papers tomorrow and go on the professional limerick circuit! You and VCL could be professional stand-up “limerickists”, requesting ideas from the audience and wowing them every time!
ecofriendly61 | September 8th, 2010 at 10:07 pm #
Rock on everyone…..
very sexy pic smoothie
DEVIL..my advice to jump start some good karma my friend…adopt a homeless dog from the pound….pick a dog that has been there a long time and faces death….he will love you and bond forever …..take your mind off things to some extent with a new friend and feel great that you helped fix a tear in the fabric of the universe !!
If you dont understand how the fabric of the universe gets torn…just adopt a great dog
nice drive to gatineau…every damn road i took was under construction
90 minutes instead of 50 but chez was rockin
ecofriendly61 | September 8th, 2010 at 10:13 pm #
68
ecofriendly61 | September 8th, 2010 at 10:14 pm #
eco scores a 69….who wants to share…ladies….wink
ecofriendly61 | September 8th, 2010 at 10:15 pm #
pharmer phil…just got in some organic garlic for planting…do you want some bud?
VCL | September 8th, 2010 at 10:18 pm #
One more…LOL
There once was a caveman named Dave
Who lived with his wife Toy, in a cave.
He came home early one day
To find two in the hay,
And thus Toys-lover dug his own grave.
VCL | September 8th, 2010 at 10:19 pm #
Ba Zing Ga !!
ecofriendly61 | September 8th, 2010 at 10:21 pm #
since no one but me is here….meow…my fav sex symbol
Mr. E. | September 8th, 2010 at 10:28 pm #
@ VCL – I would say that you have out-done yourself but “Toys-lover” should be “Toy’s lover” so you are obviously out to trample Toyslover, your foremost competition! Well played! ha ha!
Toyslover | September 8th, 2010 at 10:30 pm #
@VCL – good one.
@Eco – been a fan since 1,000,000 Years BC
VCL | September 8th, 2010 at 10:37 pm #
Sorry one more …
There once was a caveman named Dave
Who never learned to behave.
He would run around town
Chasing girls like a clown.
And now his thingy has lave
VCL | September 8th, 2010 at 10:39 pm #
Women always did look better with meat on their bones!
ecofriendly61 | September 8th, 2010 at 10:40 pm #
right on toyslover…a classic
vcl…you are right …twiggy is not a turn on
ecofriendly61 | September 8th, 2010 at 10:46 pm #
meow meow meow
classy and sexy….where have these women gone
VCL | September 8th, 2010 at 10:50 pm #
My fav piece of…
VCL | September 8th, 2010 at 10:57 pm #
Ummm indecision….
ecofriendly61 | September 8th, 2010 at 10:59 pm #
barf barf barf
ecofriendly61 | September 8th, 2010 at 11:08 pm #
read this …what a rip…rachel is and will be number one for many generations to cum
Raquel Welch appeared on Playboy’s list of the 100 sexiest stars of the 20th century; coming in 3rd after Marilyn Monroe and Jayne Mansfield.
VCL | September 8th, 2010 at 11:08 pm #
HA HA HA HA HA HA stop lookin’
ecofriendly61 | September 8th, 2010 at 11:10 pm #
here is definite meow material…but give me a year to show this chick some class…involves cherry jello and tying her to a bed for extended periods of time….
VCL | September 8th, 2010 at 11:17 pm #
OMG I almost forgot…….
ecofriendly61 | September 8th, 2010 at 11:27 pm #
vcl…uncle
good night
smoothie | September 8th, 2010 at 11:28 pm #
@eco thanks for the compliment on the pic
smoothie | September 8th, 2010 at 11:31 pm #
Eco! you there?
VCL | September 8th, 2010 at 11:31 pm #
ROLF!!
LLBCanada67 | September 9th, 2010 at 2:48 am #
thank you for those pics – good choices – mmmmm Tom Selleck & Pierce Brosnan – what would make it better would be Richard Gere
VCL | September 9th, 2010 at 8:06 am #
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
VCL | September 9th, 2010 at 8:07 am #
Try again
