Chez 106 Bonus Codes
20 Apr, 2010 | Written by helping_sis | under Chez Bonus Codes
All Access Password: 420
Ottawa Sun online Toys For Boys bonus code: t4bsun-1947
Ottawa Sun Toys For Boys bonus code: t4b-6435
McCully’s Late Night bonus code: bettman
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Doc & Woody Poll
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Listen to Chez 106 Live Button each day (100pts)
Critic | April 20th, 2010 at 12:07 am #
Good early morning all.
Online Sun’s Toys 4 Boys code : t4bsun-1947
Paper Sun’s Toys 4 Boys code : t4b-6435
Mr Punchy | April 20th, 2010 at 12:28 am #
Happy PHD folks!
pharmerphil | April 20th, 2010 at 4:04 am #
Oh noooo - I stepped in it for the second day in a row!!!
Have a great day folks.
54mods | April 20th, 2010 at 4:29 am #
Three is a charm Phill, Good luck with that!
Have a good one all!
tva | April 20th, 2010 at 5:28 am #
Good morning all, another day in the neighbourhood and all is good sooooooo far. Hope to get a few days of sunshine, have to dig around the house to fix the foundation, three cracks in it. Buh-bye daffodils you gotta go for Mr. Bobcat et al.
Silent H | April 20th, 2010 at 5:31 am #
Good morning all!
lefty | April 20th, 2010 at 5:36 am #
Good Morning Folks,
Doc & Woody Poll
How will you be watching Avatar at home?
500 Points
browser | April 20th, 2010 at 5:42 am #
Good Morning….thanks for all the codes
Well another year and NO key what does one have to do. Have over 300 enteries …so I have decided to collect points for the next year and hopefully get one next year some how….yea right……
sweetdreams | April 20th, 2010 at 5:55 am #
I only have 10 entries. And no keys….
tva | April 20th, 2010 at 6:07 am #
I wish, I wish, I wish for a key, I would love to go to Lone Star for the T4B bash had such a blockbuster blast last year at Philthy McNastys omfg it was awesome……still time and hope.
tipper | April 20th, 2010 at 6:14 am #
In case anyone is bored:
CENSUS for rednecks
Last name: ________________
First name: (Check appropriate box)
(_) Billy-Bob
(_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Sue
(_) Billy-Mae
(_) Billy-Jack
What does everyone call you?
(_) Booger
(_) Bubba
(_) Junior
(_) Sissy
(_) Other___________________
Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
Occupation: (Check appropriate box)
(_) Farmer
(_) Mechanic
(_) Hair Dresser
(_) Unemployed
(_) Dirty Politician
(_) Preacher
Spouse’s Name:_________________________
2nd Spouse’s Name:______________________
3rd Spouse’s Name:______________________
Lover’s Name:___________________________
Relationship with spouse: (Check appropriate box)
(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Uncle
(_) Cousin
(_) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Son
(_) Daughter
(_) Pet
Number of children living in household: _____
Number of children living in shed: ______
Number that are yours: ______
Mother’s Name: _______________________(If not sure, leave blank)
Father’s Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank)
Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
Do you (_) own or (_) rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)
Total number of vehicles you own: ___
Number of vehicles that still crank: ___
Number of vehicles in front yard: ___
Number of vehicles in back yard: ___
Number of vehicles on cement blocks: ___
Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck
____ bedroom
____ bathroom
____ kitchen
____ shed
Model and year of your pickup: 196_
Do you have a gun rack?
(_) Yes (_) No; If no, please explain:
Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
(_) The National Enquirer
(_) The Globe
(_) TV Guide
(_) Soap Opera Digest
(_) Rifle and Shotgun
Number of times you’ve seen a UFO:_____
Number of times in the last 5 years you’ve seen Elvis:_____
Number of times you’ve seen Elvis in a UFO:_____
How often do you bathe:
(_) Weekly
(_) Monthly
(_) Not Applicable
Color of eyes:
Left______ Right_____
Color of hair:
(_) Blond
(_) Black
(_) Red
(_) Brown
(_) White
(_) Clairol
Color of teeth:
(_) Yellow
(_) Brownish-Yellow
(_) Brown
(_) Black
(_) N/A
Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
(_)Red-Man
How far is your home from a paved road?
(_) 1 mile
(_) 2 miles
(_) just a whoop-and-a-holler
(_) road?
Mark | April 20th, 2010 at 6:36 am #
One day T4B Auction is up and ready to go for Thursday but unless you have more than 3 million points I wouldn’t get your hopes up.
Have a good day everyone.
FreeRuss | April 20th, 2010 at 6:48 am #
it’s Tuesday! the only non eventful day of the week. you see Monday is rough on everyone since we don’t want to go to work. Wednesday is Hump Day, half way there, Thursday is the bad day, as there is still one more day to go. And Friday last day of the week. Tuesday is just another day we have to endure in order to make it to Humpday. Happy Tuesday everyone! good luck on the draws and tanks for the codes!
tva | April 20th, 2010 at 6:59 am #
@Mark – I need a miracle to be lucky enough to get one. I cannot beleive how some people can rack up that many points. It boggles my mind.
pharmerphil | April 20th, 2010 at 6:59 am #
@FreeRuss – not so for Mr Punchy as you will note he consistently wishes everybody a HPD (Happy Pre-hump Day) on Tuesdays.
pharmerphil | April 20th, 2010 at 7:13 am #
7:10 T4B call-out: Mark Murphy of Carleton Place
Mr. Red | April 20th, 2010 at 7:23 am #
Was logged in, but was told I wasn’t! Go figure???
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Mark Murphy called back, Congrats Dude
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All Access Password: 420
rockin' woman | April 20th, 2010 at 7:35 am #
Good morning everyone. Thanks for the codes. Have a super PHD.
Caribbeangirl | April 20th, 2010 at 7:43 am #
Good Morning Everyone:)
FreeRuss | April 20th, 2010 at 8:09 am #
@pharmerphil – you are quite right and PHD is really the only good day!
Mark | April 20th, 2010 at 8:14 am #
Heard the 7:10 call out …. “Mark”…. OMG! …. blood pressure going up… “Murphy”…
Aw crap… what a tease
chez's wild honey | April 20th, 2010 at 8:31 am #
hey Chez Nation !
expect the unexpected !
@tva good luck : )
@Mark ..ohhhh …better luck next time!
@C.O
oh dear! well thx for your visual !!! ; )
@rockin’Women
cool kitty rockin’ gives a smile just looking at it !
Mr. Red | April 20th, 2010 at 8:41 am #
Here is your “@ FreeRuss – Tuesday a non-eventful day??? For me and my friends, Tuesday has been “Boys Night Out” for the last 20+yrs. We have gone to our local watering hole, Puzzles on Richmond Rd in Westboro without fail for beer, wings and NTN/Buzztime Satellite Trivia every Tuesday night. We play against another team in our bar and in turn our bar plays against over 3000+ bars in North America. As a result of this we also play in the world’s largest one-day trivia contest, Champions For Children World Trivia Night, held every November @ the Aberdeen Pavillion with a grand prize of $10,000…we’ve won twice (’97 & ’99) and been in the top 10 most years. Alas we will have to find a new place to play come mid-June as Puzzles is closing due to property and rent values in Westboro going sky-high…Puzzles landlord wanted to raise their rent from $4,000/mth to $10,000/mth. That is a LOT of Beer and Wings to sell!!
” edition of Today’s FUNny and a special Did You Know for CrazyMike
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Don’t Buy Any Green Bananas
A distraught senior citizen phoned his doctor’s office. “Is it true,” he wanted to know, “that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?”
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“Yes, I’m afraid so,” the doctor told him.
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There was a moment of silence before the senior gentleman replied, “I’m wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked ‘NO REFILLS’.”
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Did You Know?: In Montana, it is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone. (otherwise known as the CrazyMike law :) )
Mr. Red | April 20th, 2010 at 8:44 am #
Because it’s Double Shot Tuesday…..
Toronto Police today reported finding a body in the Humber River.
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The victim apparently drowned due to excessive alcohol consumption.
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He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on dildo, and an Toronto Maple Leafs’ jersey. He also had a cucumber stuffed up his ass.
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The police thoughtfully removed the Leafs jersey to spare the family unnecessary embarrassment.
Mr. Red | April 20th, 2010 at 9:15 am #
Yikes!! I killed the blog
Can Opener | April 20th, 2010 at 9:20 am #
A gracious good morning to one and all. Thanks again for the codes.
@chez’s wild honey- you are quite welcome.
@tipper- wuts a cennts-uss… aforn ah gos n mrk muh xxes iz summ rav anuur cumin ta git muh v hikels n chldrunn… agin???
Really, I’m kinda’ proud of the colour of my neck, regardless of what the neighbours think of my “lawn art”! And my mobile home is quite comfy I’ll have you know!
Another Dear Abby Story…
Dear Abby,
I have met this wonderful woman I am really in love with, but I have a bit of a dilemma. My family has some rather interesting members.
My sister is a crack whore and has had her illegitimate kids taken away. She lives on the street down by the docks and spends all her time hooking for her next fix.
My mother is doing time for killing who she thought was my father, but she’s pretty lucky she didn’t get charged with child abandonment while she was also working the streets to support her heroine addiction.
My brother is a Maple Leafs fan.
I love this woman so much and I want to spend the rest of my life with her. I wouldn’t want for her to find out later on about my family so the really difficult question is…
should I tell her about my brother?
Can Opener | April 20th, 2010 at 9:23 am #
@ Mr. Red- no, no you didn’t… there was just a pregnant pause, that’s all…
rock o fish | April 20th, 2010 at 9:34 am #
LOL on that one Mr Red
rockin' woman | April 20th, 2010 at 10:03 am #
So we’re Leaf bashing again today are we? Well I’ll still hope the Sens can win their game tonight.
ecofriendly61 | April 20th, 2010 at 12:42 pm #
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counsellor. The counsellor asks the wife what is the problem.
She responds ” My husband suffers from premature ejaculation.”
The counsellor turns to her husband and inquires “Is that true?”
The husband replies “Well not exactly, it’s her that suffers not me.”
ecofriendly61 | April 20th, 2010 at 12:43 pm #
A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, “Wife, we’re going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog.”
The wife grimaces, “But I don’t like fishing!”
“Look! We’re going fishing and that’s final.”
“Do I have to go fishing with you… I really don’t want to go!”
“Right I’ll give you three choices… 1 You come fishing with me and the dog… 2 You give me a BLOW JOB…. 3 or you take it up the ass!”
The wife grimaces again, “But I don’t want to do any of those things!”
“Wife I’ve given you three options.. You’ll HAVE to do one of them! I’m going to the garage to sort out my fishing tackle, when I come back I expect you to have made up your mind!”
The wife sits and thinks about it.
Twenty minutes later her husband comes back, “Well! What have you decided? FISHING with me and the dog, BLOW JOB, or ass?”
The wife complains some more and finally makes up her mind, “O.K. I’ll give you a blow job!”
“Great!” He says and drops his pants. The wife is on her knees doing the business. Suddenly she stops, looks up at her Husband, “Oh! It tastes absolutely disgusting… It tastes all shitty!”
“Yes!” says her husband “The dog didn’t want to go fishing either.”
ecofriendly61 | April 20th, 2010 at 12:44 pm #
as always…no offence to anyone…..have a great day and thanks for the codes
ecofriendly61 | April 20th, 2010 at 12:45 pm #
final one…cheers
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound-up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered,
“Honey, this guy hasn’t seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it!”
“Dear,” the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, “I’m so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a nice, tight butt!”
Smerfy | April 20th, 2010 at 2:39 pm #
@ Rockin Woman: Your new cat picture looks just like one of my cats, actually, it looks like both of my cats who are almost identical.
@ Our resident comedians: Very funny jokes today. Poor CrazyMike and the sheep thing. I guess he will never live it down. I still laugh when I think of that picture he posted of him on his bike carrying the sheep. Yes, CrazyMike, we are talking about you again today. Where are you anyway . . . . oh silly me, out with the sheep. lol
rockin' woman | April 20th, 2010 at 3:30 pm #
@Smerfy, This was just a joke picture that I got. There are actually 2 cats in the picture but I couldn’t crop the picture to include them both.
crazymike | April 20th, 2010 at 3:30 pm #
peek-a-boo
Hiya all hopes everyone is enjoying the day
((hugss NA kiss)) for the ladies
High 5 for the dudes
Did someone say Leaf bashing?? that would never happen in here c’mon now
crazymike | April 20th, 2010 at 3:32 pm #
crazymike | April 20th, 2010 at 3:33 pm #
yeah I know I already said that (talking to my comp)
crazymike | April 20th, 2010 at 3:35 pm #
guess pic 11664_large.jpg don’t wanna get posted ….must be a leaf bashing blocker oh well shit happens…atleast I did step in shit hehehe
Gerald | April 20th, 2010 at 4:01 pm #
Man Killed on Golf Course.
A foursome of guys is waiting at the men’s tee while a foursome of women is hitting from the ladies’ tee.
The ladies are taking their time. When the final lady is ready to hit her ball,
She hacks it 10 feet. Then she goes over and whiffs it completely. Then she hacks it another ten feet, and finally hacks it another five feet.
She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically,
“I guess all those f–king lessons I took over the winter didn’t help.”
One of the men immediately responds, “Well, there you have it, you should have taken golf lessons instead!”
He never even had a chance to duck.
Critic | April 20th, 2010 at 4:14 pm #
4:10 T4B call-out: Mary Jane Scarf
ecofriendly61 | April 20th, 2010 at 5:40 pm #
A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porno film and it was due out in a month.
A month later, the musician went to a porno theatre to see it. With his collar up and dark glasses on, he took a seat in the back row, next to a couple who also seemed to be in disguise.
The movie was even raunchier than he had feared, featuring group sex, S/M and even a dog.
After a while, the embarrassed pianist turned to the couple and said, “I’m only here to listen to the music.”
“Yeah?” replied the man. “We’re only here to see our dog.”
ecofriendly61 | April 20th, 2010 at 5:42 pm #
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup’s bottom edge. “All this was just too wonderful for words,” he said, “but what’s the dollar for?”
“Well,” she said, “last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you.”
He said, “Fxxk him, give him a dollar.”
The lady then said, “The breakfast was my idea.”
ecofriendly61 | April 20th, 2010 at 5:43 pm #
There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel.
He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to it again and go on it again.
Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it.
He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help.
The hottest girl said ,”If you fix our car we will do anything you want.”
The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash.
When he finished are three girls asked, “How could we ever repay you Mr.”
After thinking for a short while he replied,”Could you hold my camel?”
Our Soul | April 20th, 2010 at 6:05 pm #
Go Pens Go!!!
chez's wild honey | April 20th, 2010 at 6:55 pm #
@OurSoul
ahhh what took you so long?!
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Our Soul | April 20th, 2010 at 7:38 pm #
Hi Hunny
Looks like the Sens are off to a rough start again tonight…
Our Soul | April 20th, 2010 at 8:12 pm #
This is fun!!
Our Soul | April 20th, 2010 at 8:21 pm #
Go Pens Go!!
4-Zip..lol
chez's wild honey | April 20th, 2010 at 8:22 pm #
ahhhh its not over until the fat lady sings! damn !
1 Ottawa~ Go Sens !
chez's wild honey | April 20th, 2010 at 8:24 pm #
Now what us tie them up !
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bud | April 20th, 2010 at 8:25 pm #
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Can Opener | April 20th, 2010 at 8:36 pm #
What the fried herring is with all this PENS talk????
Our Soul | April 20th, 2010 at 8:38 pm #
5-2 oh Ya
Our Soul | April 20th, 2010 at 8:40 pm #
Sank – twa….lol
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Our Soul | April 20th, 2010 at 8:48 pm #
Gotta luv it!!!
6-3 Pens!!!
bud | April 20th, 2010 at 8:58 pm #
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Our Soul | April 20th, 2010 at 9:36 pm #
This is so fun to watch..those fans with the towels…7-4 Pens and I think the series is done…
helping_sis | April 20th, 2010 at 9:36 pm #
Hi cwh!!!
pharmerphil | April 20th, 2010 at 9:42 pm #
@Our Soul – by Jove I think you are correct although there is still the token game in Pittsburgh left.
helping_sis | April 20th, 2010 at 9:45 pm #
Well at least so far Montreal and Vancouver have a chance of getting to the second round. I only watch the Canadian Teams play, being a Canadian. I would even watch Toronto if they made it to the playoffs.
Critic | April 20th, 2010 at 10:18 pm #
Ben McCully’s Late Night bonus code: bettman worth 250 points.
chez's wild honey | April 20th, 2010 at 10:28 pm #
hi Sis ; )
yes well being made in Canada and all i hear ya! Go Canada Go !
@Critic
thx for your good deed of La Second yet again !
@Can Opener
Now that;s what i call cheering ! : )
the FnP and Eddy where are youus ?!
i see ourSoul and Bud shared a 69ner ! Congrats boys! lol
~Wishing all a delicious evening ~
helping_sis | April 20th, 2010 at 10:43 pm #
@cwh
GO CANADA GO!!!!!!!!!
@Can Opener
Welcome to the blog!