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17 Mar, 2010 | Written by helping_sis | under Chez Bonus Codes
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pharmerphil | March 17th, 2010 at 12:03 am #
Happy St. Patrick’s Day peeps. Erin Go Bragh!!!
Cochise | March 17th, 2010 at 12:18 am #
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Luck of the Irish to all!
Mr Punchy | March 17th, 2010 at 12:47 am #
Hey man, I don’t care if I’m Turd in line, I WILL hump Justme’s leg today in honor for Hump Day! Woot woot!
Critic | March 17th, 2010 at 5:34 am #
Good morning all.
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Critic | March 17th, 2010 at 5:36 am #
Doc & Woody extra bonus code: greg worth 500 points.
tipper | March 17th, 2010 at 6:08 am #
And a fine day it be too!!
Irish Smiles
Definition of an Irish husband: He hasn’t kissed his wife for twenty years, but he will kill any man who does.
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Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink. Quinn thinks he’s very lucky because his own wife makes him walk.
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The late Bishop Sheen stated that the reason the Irish fight so often among themselves is that they’re always assured of having a worthy opponent.
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An American lawyer asked, “Paddy, why is it that whenever you ask an Irishman a question, he answers with another question?”
“Who told you that?” asked Paddy.
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Question – Why are Irish jokes so simple?
Answer – So the English can understand them.
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Reilly went to trial for armed robbery. The jury foreman came out and announced, “Not guilty.”
“That’s grand!” shouted Reilly. “Does that mean I can keep the money?”
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Irish lass customer: “Could I be trying on that dress in the window?”
Shopkeeper: “I’d prefer that you use the dressing room.”
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Mrs. Feeney shouted from the kitchen, “Is that you I hear spittin’ in the vase on the mantle piece?”
“No,” said himself, “but I’m gettin’ closer all the time.”
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Question – What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control a wife?
Answer - A bachelor.
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Finnegin: My wife has a terrible habit of staying up ’til two o’clock in the morning. I can’t break her of it.
Keenan: What on earth is she doin’ at that time?
Finnegin: Waitin’ for me to come home .
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Slaney phoned the maternity ward at the hospital. “Quick!” He said. “Send an ambulance, my wife is goin’ to have a baby!”
“Tell me, is this her first baby?” the intern asked.
“No, this is her husband, Kevin, speakin’.”
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“O’Ryan,” asked the druggist, “did that mudpack I gave you improve your wife’s appearance?”
“It did surely,” replied O’Ryan, “but it keeps fallin’ off!”
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Did you hear about the Irish newlyweds who sat up all night on their honeymoon waiting for their sexual relations to arrive?
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My mother wanted me to be a priest. Can you imagine giving up your sex life and then once a
week people come in to tell you the details and highlights of theirs?
lefty | March 17th, 2010 at 6:49 am #
Top Of The Mornin’ Folks,
@tipper,, You know, I tried that Mudpack trick and I found it works much better if you mix some crazy glue into the mud!!!
yam700 | March 17th, 2010 at 6:58 am #
Good morning all! Happy St. Patrick’s Day!!! Keep it green.
yam700 | March 17th, 2010 at 6:59 am #
@pharmerphil – Have a great time tonight, wish I could be there.
Winter | March 17th, 2010 at 7:04 am #
Morning all
Happy St-Pattie’s Day
Happy Hump Day
No. 10 again
14 degrees again today
… This is going to be a goooooooo day
Winter | March 17th, 2010 at 7:05 am #
Darn meant to say 15
Winter | March 17th, 2010 at 7:16 am #
7:10 am name: Romana Torell
Mr. Red | March 17th, 2010 at 7:16 am #
Happy St. Patrick’s Day Peeps
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Toys 4 Boys 7:10am Call-Out: Romana Tourell
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He/She has 20 minutes to call back to win an invite to T4B
arkadi_73 | March 17th, 2010 at 7:16 am #
Toys for Boys callout: Romana Terell
rockin' woman | March 17th, 2010 at 7:18 am #
Top o’ the morning to you all. Happy St. Patricks day. If we can’t make it tonight Phil, hope you have a super gig!! Have a green day everyone.
Winter | March 17th, 2010 at 7:20 am #
she called back
Mr. Red | March 17th, 2010 at 7:21 am #
Romana Tourell called back. Congrats :-)
arkadi_73 | March 17th, 2010 at 7:21 am #
Romana called back… congrats!
lefty | March 17th, 2010 at 7:23 am #
Enjoy it while you can people,
Snow forecast for next Wednesday and Thursday.
Mr. Red | March 17th, 2010 at 7:24 am #
All Access Password: Booze
Mr. Red | March 17th, 2010 at 7:25 am #
Yikes!! Correction: Boos
Hugger1 | March 17th, 2010 at 7:47 am #
Irish Blessing
May those that love us, love us.
And those that don’t love us, may God turn their hearts.
But, if He can’t turn their hearts, may He turn their ankles so we will know them by their limping.
zappafancan | March 17th, 2010 at 7:48 am #
Morning all! Happy St. Pattys!! Time for some green beer
lefty | March 17th, 2010 at 8:02 am #
Here’s an interesting History lesson.
It was 1987!
At a lecture the other day they were playing an old news video of Lt. Col. Oliver North
testifying at the Iran-Contra hearings during the Reagan Administration.
There was Ollie in front of God and country getting the third degree, but what he said was
stunning!
He was being drilled by a senator, ‘Did you not recently spend close to $60,000 for a home
security system?’
Ollie replied, ‘Yes, I did, Sir.’
The senator continued, trying to get a laugh out of the audience, ‘Isn’t that just a little
excessive?’
‘No, sir,’ continued Ollie.
‘No? And why not?’ the senator asked.
‘Because the lives of my family and I were threatened, sir.’
‘Threatened? By whom?’ the senator questioned.
‘By a terrorist, sir’ Ollie answered.
‘Terrorist? What terrorist could possibly scare you that much?’
‘His name is Osama bin Laden, sir’ Ollie replied.
At this point the senator tried to repeat the name, but couldn’t pronounce it, which most
people back then probably couldn’t. A couple of people laughed at the attempt. Then the
senator continued. Why are you so afraid of this man?’ the senator asked.
‘Because, sir, he is the most evil person alive that I know of’, Ollie answered.
‘And what do you recommend we do about him?’ asked the senator.
‘Well, sir, if it was up to me, I would recommend that an assassin team be formed to
eliminate him and his men from the face of the earth.’
The senator disagreed with this approach, and that was all that was shown of the clip.
By the way, that senator was Al Gore!
Also:
Terrorist pilot Mohammad Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried
and imprisoned him. As part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993,
Israel had to agree to release so-called ‘political prisoners.’
However, the Israelis would not release any with blood on their hands. The American
President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher,
‘insisted’ that all prisoners be released.
Thus, Mohammad Atta was freed and eventually thanked us by flying an airplane into
Tower One of the World Trade Center. This was reported by many of the American TV
networks at the time that the terrorists were first identified.
It was censored in the US from all later reports.
Smerfy | March 17th, 2010 at 8:06 am #
Top of the morning to you all and the rest of the day to yourself, and remember, if your lucky enough to be Irish, your lucky enough.
Hope you all enjoy your St. Patrick’s Day celebrations and have a safe ride home.
Mr. Red | March 17th, 2010 at 8:32 am #
Here is your “If you’re celebrating St. Patrick’s Day today by imbibing in some ale, lager or stout, just remember one thing….Green Beer = Green Pee” edition of Today’s FUNny and Did You Know
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Irish Baseball Fan
Patrick O’Dowd, fresh off the plane from Ireland, was invited by his cousin, Sean, to his first ever baseball game. He had never seen the sport before, so he sat quietly in his seat. The first batter approached the plate, took a couple of swings and then hit a double. Everyone was on their feet screaming “Run, run!”
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This happened two more times, with a single and a triple. Patrick was now excited and ready to get into the spirit of the game.
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The next batter came up and four balls went by. The umpire called “walk” and the batter started on a slow trot to first. Patrick, extremely excited now, stood up and screamed, “R-R-Run ye bastard, rrrun!”
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Everyone around him started laughing so Patrick, extremely embarrassed, sat back down. His cousin, Sean, noticed his embarrassment, leaned over and explained, “He can’t run because he has four balls.”
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Patrick immediately stood up and screamed, “Walk with pride man! Walk with pride!”
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Did You Know?: In Mississippi, unnatural intercourse, if both parties voluntarily participate, results in a maximum sentence of 10 years and $10,000.
Toyslover | March 17th, 2010 at 8:34 am #
Happy St Patrick’s Day.
Funny, the Patricks I know ain’t no saints!
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Caribbeangirl | March 17th, 2010 at 8:41 am #
Happy St. Paddy’s Day Everyone:)
Mr. Red | March 17th, 2010 at 8:51 am #
@ Toyslover
I’ve been called many things by many people, including my mother and no one has EVER put the word “Saint” before my first name. In fact, when I was a kid, I quickly learned to run as fast as possible in the opposite direction if I heard my mother calling me by my full Christan name. Patrick Norman! Get down here, now! YIKES!!!
Toyslover | March 17th, 2010 at 8:53 am #
Funny how you knew who I was talking about right away!
angel | March 17th, 2010 at 9:10 am #
Happy St. Patrick’s Day everyone
tipper | March 17th, 2010 at 10:08 am #
‘Irish Fire Fighter’
Sorry, not very politically correct.
This is merely funny…….. it is in no way meant to be racist ……. well perhaps the Irish might not like it …………….
Paddy, was walking along the street during his once-in-a-lifetime visit to New York when he rounds a corner and there’s a high rise building on fire. Paddy, ever the kind-hearted and resourceful Newfoundland Irishman, runs up to the building to see if he can help, and notices people trapped five stories up.
Paddy yells to the people: ‘I’m Pat rick Sean Michael Fitzpatrick, the Newfoundland Irish Rugby Union fullback! If you jump, I’ll catch you, I’ve only had 6 pints to drink all today!”
One lady, in desperation, jumps and sure enough Paddy catches her. Then a man sees that Paddy catches the women and he jumps. Sure enough, Paddy catches him also.
Then a black man jumps out and crashes to the sidewalk. Paddy didn’t even attempt to catch him.
Paddy looks up and yells:
”Don’t be throwin’ out the burnt ones!”
lefty | March 17th, 2010 at 10:16 am #
Hmmmm, Tonight I will feel like I’m 15 and tomorrow morning I’m going to feel like I’m 75.
I would dearly like to find that point in the middle when I feel 30……………again.
chez's wild honey | March 17th, 2010 at 12:48 pm #
Here’s to you and yours, and to mine and ours.
And if mine and ours ever come across to you and yours,
I hope you and yours will do as much for mine and ours,
As mine and ours have done for you and yours !
~Happy St-Patty’s Day CHEZ Nation ~
FreeRuss | March 17th, 2010 at 12:48 pm #
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ecofriendly61 | March 17th, 2010 at 1:04 pm #
@chez’s wild honey
Very deep and probably makes perfect sense after a few pints o’ the green stuff.
Love the pic !
mornindude | March 17th, 2010 at 1:47 pm #
Happy Irish Hump Day!!
I’m drinkin my green beer right now
BLASTER | March 17th, 2010 at 2:01 pm #
Happy St Patty’s Day evry1, thanks for the codes.
BLASTER | March 17th, 2010 at 2:02 pm #
No green beer just green whisky lol.
crazymike | March 17th, 2010 at 3:17 pm #
Fuck the green beer
AND
Fuck the green whisky
I’m sticking with the
Green leaf
Yano the one thats
Green like a bullfrog
AND
Sticky like glue
Hiya all hopes everyone is enjoying the day
((hugsss NA kiss)) for the ladies
High 5 for the dudes
crazymike | March 17th, 2010 at 3:18 pm #
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crazymike | March 17th, 2010 at 3:32 pm #
This next pic as sweet fuckall to do with Irish…it’s about us what happen to my ancestors and this is what will happen to us
crazymike | March 17th, 2010 at 3:35 pm #
Winter | March 17th, 2010 at 4:12 pm #
4:10 name: Richard Latour
angel | March 17th, 2010 at 4:13 pm #
4:10 Toys 4 Boys name: Richard Latour
Winter | March 17th, 2010 at 4:32 pm #
he called back
crazymike | March 17th, 2010 at 4:51 pm #
I demand a recount and I got stiffed, call the police …I’m Richard Laturd that guy is an impostor grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr LMAOOOO
Fightin Irish | March 17th, 2010 at 6:53 pm #
Happy St. Paddys all!!!!!! Thanks for the codes and the Irish jokes. Today’s the day that everyone wishes they were Irish. The Douglas Tavern in the Ottawa valley is the place to be tonight when I drove by today on my courier run they were lined up on the street it’s a rockin’ place for the 17th.
zappafancan | March 17th, 2010 at 8:39 pm #
Evening everyone! Hope everyone is enjoying a pint
lmthib | March 17th, 2010 at 8:57 pm #
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Critic | March 17th, 2010 at 10:13 pm #
@imthib
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Sledgehammer is the 100 point code and entry for the draw.