Chez 106 Bonus Codes
5 Feb, 2010 | Written by helping_sis | under Chez Bonus Codes
Doc & Woody Twitter bonus code: umph
All Access Password: bigscreen
New Event
Signature Audio & Video (100pts)
New Poll
Prime Minister or NHL Player (500pts)
steve-erino | February 5th, 2010 at 12:11 am #
Wow..
Hey All! How about them Sens!!! I hope this streak scares the crap outa them Laffs…
yam700 | February 5th, 2010 at 12:30 am #
Wow just back from the shack. 3 numbers missing for the 1000. Maybe next time. Morning is gonna suck.
yam700 | February 5th, 2010 at 12:32 am #
Holly crap!!!! Isn’t that a statement.
54mods | February 5th, 2010 at 4:04 am #
Is it Friday yet?
Have a good one!
pharmerphil | February 5th, 2010 at 4:20 am #
Yip Yah it is Friday 54mods! Off to see Rik Emmet and company at Centrepointe this evening. Have a great day and great weekend folks.
Silent H | February 5th, 2010 at 4:53 am #
Good morning all!
browser | February 5th, 2010 at 5:22 am #
T G I F Hey what about those 67′s
54mods | February 5th, 2010 at 5:31 am #
Neat Avitar Phill, Looks just like ya!
Critic | February 5th, 2010 at 5:58 am #
Good morning all.
Doc & Woody Twitter bonus code: umph worth 500 points.
tva | February 5th, 2010 at 6:16 am #
I hope the Sens are good for an even dozen or even a bakers dozen? Gotta love their streak. Happy Friday everyone!
rockin' woman | February 5th, 2010 at 7:20 am #
Good mornin’ everyone. Have a great Friday. Critic thanks for the code. Phil, enjoy the show! Now, about those Sens. I’m very happy that they have won 11 in a row but I can’t cheer for them playing against my Leafs. Sorry.
sunnydays | February 5th, 2010 at 7:23 am #
morning gang:)
have a good one!
Mr. Red | February 5th, 2010 at 7:23 am #
Frack! It’s Frisky, Freaky, Fantabulous Friday Friends
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All Access Password: BigScreen
pharmerphil | February 5th, 2010 at 7:24 am #
@rockin’ woman (formerly masspat) - I am thinking this blog is pretty Sens-heavy but I’m with you and a true blue Leafs fan. Maybe it would be nice to see the Leafs fans identify themselves on the blog
scykty | February 5th, 2010 at 7:27 am #
Hi Gang,
Happy Friday to all. One more sleep and I fly south.
Have a good one all.
rockin' woman | February 5th, 2010 at 7:29 am #
Wow scykty, lucky you. Where are you going and for how long? Hope its really good weather for you.
zappafancan | February 5th, 2010 at 7:50 am #
Mornign everyone! Happy Freaky, Frisky Friday!!!!
Caribbeangirl | February 5th, 2010 at 7:57 am #
Good Morning Everyone:)
LukeDuke420 | February 5th, 2010 at 8:05 am #
Happy Friday Everyone
@ Pharmerphil: Im a Sens Fan!
Far from being their greatest fan but when I’m cheering for a team, its my Ottawa Senators
Toyslover | February 5th, 2010 at 8:16 am #
Leafs are #30 on my list. Sens then Habs. Bred, born and raised to hate the Leafs.
Toyslover | February 5th, 2010 at 8:17 am #
chez's wild honey | February 5th, 2010 at 8:17 am #
Happy Friday Chez Nation
@LukeDuke
do you also cheer for les pantheres ? they were on too last night too ; )
Go Sens !
Toyslover | February 5th, 2010 at 8:18 am #
Smerfy | February 5th, 2010 at 8:19 am #
Happy Friday everyone and have a great weekend.
@ Scykty: Have a great trip.
@ Pharmerphil: Enjoy the show tonight.
chez's wild honey | February 5th, 2010 at 8:19 am #
@Greg…
need edit clicker
crazymike | February 5th, 2010 at 8:21 am #
was gonna say hiya and blah blah blah butt I just had too do this 1st hehe
Toyslover | February 5th, 2010 at 8:21 am #
Get my point?
crazymike | February 5th, 2010 at 8:22 am #
Hiya all…hopes everyone as a great day
(((hugssss NA kiss))) for all the ladies
High 5 for the dudes
Mr. Red | February 5th, 2010 at 8:24 am #
Here is your “For all you U2 fans, don’t forget to enter your hourly bonus codes all weekend, starting @ 3pm today on KiSS Fm, to win a trip to Montreal via VIA Rail, overnight accommodation and tickets to see U2 live in concert for their 360 Tour. Join me and Angel on the KiSS Blog http://105kissfmottawa.blogspot.com to post and retrieve all the bonus codes each worth 250 pts” edition of Today’s Friday FUNny and Did You Know
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Things You Know Because of TV (Part III)
It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involved martial arts – your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessor.
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When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in the room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.
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Dogs always know who is bad and will naturally bark at them.
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Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is the total opposite.
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When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
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Action heroes never face charges for manslaughter or criminal damage despite laying entire cities to waste.
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No matter how badly a spaceship is damaged, it’s internal gravity system is never damaged.
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If there is a deranged killer on the loose, this will coincide with a thunderstorm that has brought down all the power lines in the vicinity.
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You can always find a chain saw whenever you need it.
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Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch- enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gases, lasers and man eating sharks that will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.
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All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when their going to go off.
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Guns are like disposable razors – if you run out of bullets, just throw it the gun away. You can always buy a new one.
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A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
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Did You Know?: In Detroit, Michigan, it is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday
crazymike | February 5th, 2010 at 8:25 am #
@mr phil….did I miss sumtin when I met you?? 2 days in a row that your sending subliminal messages (posting @420 am) maybe your trying to come out of the closet !!
It’s ok bud no one will pick on you or laugh at you for being a pot head LMAOOO
Winter | February 5th, 2010 at 8:38 am #
Morning everyone,
Wow, been so busy with everything these days. How is everyone doing?
TGIF oh yeahhhhh
Toyslover | February 5th, 2010 at 8:41 am #
@mike – that would explain being a Leaf’s fan. It would take something stronger than pot for me tho.
tva | February 5th, 2010 at 8:43 am #
LOL great to see all the Sens support. Sorry I am with them and the Leafs suck! Love the pics
Mr. Red | February 5th, 2010 at 8:47 am #
I, myself, have a divided loyalty…I’m a fan of the Ottawa Sens and the Calgary Flames
Mr. Red | February 5th, 2010 at 8:52 am #
@ Winter – Everything remains the same and rarely changes, what is new is old and we are doomed to repeat ourselves….yes, that means I got banned from Facebook, again
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However, this time I plead my innocence to the highest authority as I am not aware of any indiscretions that I may have committed….I swear on a stack of Facebook Skanks
Mr. Red | February 5th, 2010 at 8:55 am #
…..they say that the 5th time is the charm! Standby to receive a new friend request from me over the weekend. I promise to beat 14 1/2 months, this time
Winter | February 5th, 2010 at 9:04 am #
@mr. red
NOT AGAIN!!!!! haha, I wonder how many times you can get banned lol
Mr. Red | February 5th, 2010 at 9:16 am #
@ Winter – As many times as there are valid e-mail addresses
Hummer | February 5th, 2010 at 9:18 am #
Good mornin CHEZ Lovers! – Yes indeed it’s Friday..party-time..excellent!
Who hates dentists!..I do..had my appt. yesterday and yer not gonna believe this, but
the dentist pulls out a Novocaine needle to give me a shot, so he can
extract my tooth.
So I said ‘No way! No needles. I hate needles’!
Then he starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and I said..sorry Doc, I can’t
do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating to
me! Then the dentist says..’do you have objections to a pill?’
‘No objection, whatsoever, ‘I’m fine with pills.’
Next the dentist then returns and says, Here’s a Viagra tablet.’
’Wow! I didn’t know Viagra worked as a pain killer!’
It doesn’t’ said the dentist, ‘but it’s going to give you something to hold
on to when I pull your tooth!………..LMAO!
angel | February 5th, 2010 at 9:29 am #
Good Morning everyone
arkadi_73 | February 5th, 2010 at 9:32 am #
Good morning all :) TGIF!!!!
arkadi_73 | February 5th, 2010 at 9:36 am #
grrr… no pic again…
<img src=http://www.x929.ca/shows/newsboy/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/leafs-suck.jpg alt “leafs-suck.jpg” />
Toyslover | February 5th, 2010 at 9:38 am #
@arkadi_73 use square brackets![]()
and close with the same with / in front of img also in square brackets. no spaces in there allowed.
mornindude | February 5th, 2010 at 9:43 am #
The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
50: Fahrenheit (100C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.
35: Fahrenheit (1.60C)
Italian cars won’t start.
Canadians drive with the windows down.
32: Fahrenheit (00C)
American water freezes.
Canadian water gets thicker.
0: Fahrenheit (-17.90C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-60: Fahrenheit (-510C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-100: Fahrenheit (-730C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
-173: Fahrenheit (-1140C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can’t thaw the keg.
-460: Fahrenheit (-2730C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying “Cold eh?”
-500: Fahrenheit (-2950C)
Hell freezes over.
The TorontoMaple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
Toyslover | February 5th, 2010 at 9:45 am #
‘Brokeback Bar’
A Lumberjack walks into a bar and he realizes it’s a gay bar.
But what the heck, he says to himself, “I can really use a drink.”
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the Lumberjack, “What’s the name of your weewee?”
The Sawyer says, “Look, I’m not into any of that, all I want is a drink.”
The gay waiter says, “I’m sorry but I can’t serve you until you tell me the name of your weewee. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan ‘Just Do It,’ and that guy down at the end of the bar calls his, Snickers, because it really ‘Satisfies.’”
The Lumberjock looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the Treeclimber asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, “Hey bud, what’s the name of yours?”
The man looks back and says with a smile “Timex,” and the thirsty Woodcutter asks, “Why Timex?” The fella proudly replies, “Cause it takes a lickin’and keeps on tickin!”
A little shaken, the Treecutter turns to two fellas on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, “So, what do you guys call yours?”
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, “FORD, because Quality is Job One.” Then he adds, “Have you driven a Ford lately?”
The guy next to him then says, “I call mine CHEVY, ‘Like A Rock.’” and gives a wink.
Even more shaken the Lumberjack has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name. He exclaims, “The name of my weewee is ‘SECRET.’ Now give me a beer.”
The bartender begins to pour this “Hunk” a beer, but with a puzzled look asked, “Why Secret?”
The ”Man” says, “Because it’s STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A “WOMAN”.
chez's wild honey | February 5th, 2010 at 9:54 am #
Mexican Words O f The Day
1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.
Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.
2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car
There’s not mushroom.
3. *Shoulder*
My fren wants 2 become a citizen,
But che didn’t know how to read,
So I, shoulder.
pharmerphil | February 5th, 2010 at 10:07 am #
not exactly the responses I had hoped for (but did expect this) – suprised kitten hasn’t weighed in yet but then again maybe she is being tactful on the Leaf/Sens issue (she is unfortunately a Sens fan as is our son – at least our daughter was raised right).
@crazymike – you should check out the blog more often my normal post time is between 4:15 and 4:20 am Mon-Fri and closer to 6:30 am on weekends
Critic | February 5th, 2010 at 10:11 am #
New Event : Signature Audio Video worth 100 points.
pharmerphil | February 5th, 2010 at 12:33 pm #
@crazymike- I forgot to mention, we had a directorate picture taken a few years back and at that time I felt just like the proud Leaf lad standing (or sitting) out in left field.
justme | February 5th, 2010 at 12:55 pm #
Happy Friday All – thanks for the smiles.
Two weeks on the Paint line and i have lost 7 pounds!!!- gotta love it
Hope everyone has a fantastic weekend
steve-erino | February 5th, 2010 at 1:06 pm #
THanks to all contributors for the codes, passwords, etc…
Hummer | February 5th, 2010 at 1:08 pm #
@justme – Happy to see yer on top of things! LOL
@CWH..sorry bout this..no offense intended….
A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed: “I don’t have any money.” But I’d do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother.”The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). “Anything?” he asked.”Yes, yes, anything” the blonde promised.Well, then, “Just follow me” said the man as he walked towards the next room.
The blonde did as she was told and followed the man.” Come in and close the door” the man said. She did.He then said “Now get on your knees.”She did.”Now take down my zipper.”She did.”Now go ahead … Take it out…..” He said. She reached in and grabbed it with both hands .Then paused.The man closed his eyes and whispered ..”Well … Go ahead.”The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while holding it close to her lips, …. …tentatively said ….
“Hello. Mum, can you hear me?”
Critic | February 5th, 2010 at 2:00 pm #
New Poll : Would you rather be the Prime Minister of Canada or a NHL Hockey Player. Worth 500 points.
chez's wild honey | February 5th, 2010 at 2:48 pm #
@justme
way to go : )
@hummer
none taken lol
but here;s more Mexican words of the day
4. * Texas *
When I’m not home,
My fren always Texas me,
Che wonders where I am!
5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza.
I got mine piece
Then che got herpes.
6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store
But ju went to see sum guy,
July to me! Julyer!
chez's wild honey | February 5th, 2010 at 2:50 pm #
7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars
But my wife rectum!
8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife
But che said chicken go herself.
9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left
But don’t worry wheelchair
chez's wild honey | February 5th, 2010 at 2:52 pm #
10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women.
I told her, “Honey, harassment nothen to me.
12. * Bishop *
My wife fell down the stair
So I had to pick the bishop.
13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club
But no body wash my kids.
14. *Budweiser*
That women has a nice body,
Budweiser face so ugly?
Hummer | February 5th, 2010 at 3:20 pm #
@CWH – wicked funny!..t/y you made my day!..keep’em cum’in!
Rossco | February 5th, 2010 at 5:10 pm #
So sore after playing hockey yesterday. didnt realize i was so out of shape until I started playing. lol. Sens have won 11 in a row. Hope the beat the Leafs tomorrow for win number 12
pharmerphil | February 5th, 2010 at 5:46 pm #
et tu Rossco?? I thought all Newfies were either Leafs or Habs fans. Just goes to show you.
I know everyone gives Leaf fans a hard time about the last time the club won the Stanley Cup and all – but on the other hand how many Stanley Cups does this Sens club have? No need to reply as we all already know the answer.
Changing lanes let me just say Go Saints Go!
scykty | February 5th, 2010 at 9:22 pm #
@rockin’ woman
Going to Orlando Florida for a week.
@smerfy
Thank you
Was supposed to fly to Washington then Washington to Orlando. But thanks to the wicked snow storm down there all the flights were cancelled. Luckily United was able to book me on Air Canada to Toronto then Toronto to Orlando.
Only problem with that though, is a 5 hour lay over in Torono. But at least I still get to Florida tomorrow.
Have a good one all, I will miss the codes and more importantly the jokes this week. Will lurk again upon my return.
angel | February 5th, 2010 at 9:52 pm #
@scykty
Have a good trip!
Toyslover | February 5th, 2010 at 11:12 pm #
@PP – we’d have more than the Leafs if we didn’t take 60 years off. Still not that far behind, all things considering.
rockin' woman | February 6th, 2010 at 6:07 am #
For some reason I’m not showing the right date. I surely am not the first post today. WTF!!
Hugger1 | February 6th, 2010 at 6:49 am #
Saturday’s Doc code is Bowl
Silent H | February 6th, 2010 at 7:18 am #
Good morning everyone!
54mods | February 6th, 2010 at 8:13 am #
Then that must put Silent H in the Sh*t, sorry I ment Turd!
Have a good one all!
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