Chez 106 Bonus Codes

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1. Critic  |  November 26th, 2009 at 12:03 am #

   Good early morning all.

   Ottawa Virtual Holiday Mall bonus code: Card

   

2. Mr Punchy  |  November 26th, 2009 at 1:02 am #

   Happy PHD folks!

   

   

3. justme  |  November 26th, 2009 at 1:46 am #

   Good morning all
   @pharmerphil thought i would save you today – lol

   A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he accidentally pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to write with it. Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, “Well that’s great, just great… some asshole’s got my pen!”

   

4. Critic  |  November 26th, 2009 at 5:33 am #

   Doc & Woody Twitter bonus code: harrumph worth 500 points.

   Thank you justme for the save from turd.

   

5. Autumn  |  November 26th, 2009 at 7:17 am #

   Morning people, yawn, I sure could have slept in this morning stretchhhhhhhh

   @all

   This will be posted on the top of the page shortly:

   Christmas M&G

   Date: Sunday, December 6, 2009
   Time: 1:00 pm
   Location: The Royal Oak
   Address: 5-2067 Meadowbrook Rd, Gloucester

   Everyone bring a gift, $10.00 maximum for our chinese gift exchange – instructions on how to play this game will be given at the M&G

   Please email me – summer2024@hotmail.com for confirmation

   Hope to see many of you there

   

6. pharmerphil  |  November 26th, 2009 at 7:21 am #

   Its Turdsday and I am under the weather which is the reason I’m not steppin’ in it this morning thanks to justme (and Critic who would have been the back up turdster). Kind of feeling like the line from Cities on Flames “My ears will melt and then my eyes” as my ears and throat feel afire right now.
   If we have any Americans on the blog – I would like to wish them a Happy Thanksgiving. Back to bed I go.

   

7. Mr. Red  |  November 26th, 2009 at 7:22 am #

   Good Morning Peeps
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   All Access Password: GobbleGobble

   

8. Caribbeangirl  |  November 26th, 2009 at 7:49 am #

   Good Morning Everyone:)

   

9. zappafancan  |  November 26th, 2009 at 7:54 am #

   Morning Everyone! Happy PHD!

   

10. Mr. Red  |  November 26th, 2009 at 8:24 am #

    Here is your “@Autumn:, $10 Maximum??? What can you buy for less than $10 other than a Tim Horton’s gift card and junk from Dollarama or one of its other Dollar Store competitors? Thus, I think we should have a poll/vote to raise it to $20 so we can purchase items NOT made in China and bought at a Dollar Store….although, I could use a new box-cutter ” edition of Today’s FUNny and Did You Know
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    Proof The World Is Nuts
    In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

    (Like THAT makes sense.)
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

    (Do they look different reversed?)

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

    (A brick?)

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

    (Much worse than “going blind!”)

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time

    Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

    (Let’s just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband’s illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

    (Ah! Justice!)
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England – but only in tropical fish stores.

    (But of course!)

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

    (Makes one shudder at the thought.)

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    In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

    (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only “in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption onthe premises.”

    (Is this a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam!)
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    Did You Know?: In Massachusetts, taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.

    

11. Autumn  |  November 26th, 2009 at 8:53 am #

    @mr. red

    Try Clair de Lune psst my fav store hehe, they have great sales also, I am sure you can come up with something, and oh wine is good too, Tim’s card is a great idea, there are tons of things you can buy for $10, use your imagination lol

    

12. Mr. Red  |  November 26th, 2009 at 9:00 am #

    @Autumn: I’ve never heard of Clair de Lune. What does it sell and where is it?
    .
    Ah yes, wine, my favourite is Fat Bastard, purely for the name. It makes me wonder if Mike Myers is involved with the winery?

    

13. cordyblue  |  November 26th, 2009 at 9:01 am #

    The Chez 106, what exactly is the All Access Password, what does it allow a user to do other than enter the the word each day.
    Other than a BRAIN, what am I missing?

    

14. mornindude  |  November 26th, 2009 at 9:04 am #

    Morning all

    http://www.clairdelune.ca/en/category/by-price/5-10/

    Lol – Who wants to bet there’ll be at least 12 identically shaped, cylindrical wrapped presents at the M&G

    Thanks for the codes, and So Happy Its Thursday.

    Cheers!
    MorninDude

    

15. Mr. Red  |  November 26th, 2009 at 9:10 am #

    Speaking of $10 or less…here is one item that is FREE!!! As some of you may know, I am a member of Zip.ca, and have been for a while. It is where I get all my DVDs that I rip and burn (purely for my own personal use, MPAA) and I love the service.
    .
    If you are thinking about checking it out, I have a Promo Code that you can enter to receive a 1 FREE Month trial with no obligation to use the service after if you are not satisfied.
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    To take advantage of this offer, go to http://www.Zip.ca and enter the Promo Code ZipFriend

    

16. Mr. Red  |  November 26th, 2009 at 9:13 am #

    @Autumn: Ok…….
    .
    @ All: What is it with candles that women are sooooooo fascinated about? I don’t get it, wax, a wick, and sometime an odour….err…scent. Inquiring male minds wanna know.
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    I’m pretty sure the last time I used a candle, was the last black-out we had….like 5yrs ago.

    

17. crazymike  |  November 26th, 2009 at 9:34 am #

    @mr red …candles have many uses like :

    Just to name a few

    To light up a room
    To make a dinner romantic
    To make bath time even more romantic
    To heat up a room
    To make a sacrifice to the gods by slaughtering a sheep or a child while doing satanic offering
    A silent alarm clock… ( yes just shove big end up ur ass light up the candle go to sleep & when it get to a pre determined length it will burn your ass and in turn you’ll wake up)
    In the bedroom as a sex toy
    Dripping hot melted wax over your partners body
    To bake the baking soda in a crack pipe

    You get it now????

    Did I say melting hot wax all over her body??

    Hiya all …hopes everyone as a great day

    (((hugssss NA kiss))) for the ladies
    High 5 for the dudes

    

18. mornindude  |  November 26th, 2009 at 9:49 am #

    @crazymike: lol!

    

19. Autumn  |  November 26th, 2009 at 9:54 am #

    @red

    Mikey knows it well, hehe, check this out wink wink haha

    

    

20. Autumn  |  November 26th, 2009 at 9:54 am #

    See candles have many uses lol

    

21. crazymike  |  November 26th, 2009 at 9:56 am #

    thank fucking god for tilt keyboard and one handed typing

    Bad bad Mikey lmaoooiuoiooo

    

22. pharmerphil  |  November 26th, 2009 at 10:03 am #

    Autumn – you have solved my Christmas present for my first wife and all my other “lady” friends – thanks!
    @cordyblue- you amass points with the all access password, extra bonus codes etc and then blow your points trying to win things that are unwinnable. Actually I am a big fan of the Chez Auction where I have had success getting CDs and DVDs that I wanted.

    

23. sunnydays  |  November 26th, 2009 at 10:05 am #

    morning gang:)

    have a good one!

    

24. Autumn  |  November 26th, 2009 at 10:07 am #

    @crazy

    Almost sprinkled my monitor with that comment lmao

    @pharmerphil

    They have beautiful affordable presents there, I just love that store

    

25. crazymike  |  November 26th, 2009 at 10:08 am #

    OK back to packing more shit….my fucking house is starting to lQQk like a fucking war zone

    only 3 more weeks **SIGHHHHHHHHHHHH**

    

26. crazymike  |  November 26th, 2009 at 10:09 am #

    @Autumn: hey don’t laugh I almost sprinkled my keyboard…thank god for keyboard condoms LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    affordable candles there, no wonder you just love that store

    bad girl bad girl watcha gonna do when I cum for you with my duffle bag of affordable candles

    

27. mornindude  |  November 26th, 2009 at 10:11 am #

    Autumn’s one thing, I don’t need an image of crazymike sprinkling his keyboard….

    Is it Friday yet?

    

28. crazymike  |  November 26th, 2009 at 10:16 am #

    @mornindude: actualy bud I didn’t wanna say…butt I didn’t sprinkled my keyboard I actualy blew such a big wad of of cum I blew my fucking monitor clear across the room

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    OK I really need to get going Have a good day everyone

    PS…..@Devils…put the drink down before reading my comments or you’ll really be sprinkling your monitor and keyboard hehehe

    

29. justme  |  November 26th, 2009 at 10:17 am #

    thanks for the smiles all!

    A blind man was walking down the street with his guide dog. They stopped at the corner to wait for passing traffic. The dog, at this point, started pissing on the man’s leg. As the dog finished, the man reached into his coat pocket, pulled out a doggie treat and started waving it at the dog.
    A passerby saw what was happening and was shocked. He approached the blind man and asked how he could possibly reward the dog for such a disgusting deed. The blind man replied, “Oh I’m not rewarding him… I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick his ass.”

    

30. Autumn  |  November 26th, 2009 at 10:22 am #

    @crazy
    haha, you mean you still have those 1980 keyboard covers? Remember those

    

31. mornindude  |  November 26th, 2009 at 10:46 am #

    21s’t century solution to the 1980 keyboard covers:
    http://ixbtlabs.com/articles2/peripheral/oct-oct109.html

    crazymike needs one of those, and a monitor to go with it.

    

32. Autumn  |  November 26th, 2009 at 10:50 am #

    lol @ mornindude

    good stuff

    

33. justme  |  November 26th, 2009 at 11:05 am #

    @Autumn that pic looks like much more fun than covering a wine bottle with wax remember making those?

    

34. Toyslover  |  November 26th, 2009 at 11:08 am #

    If you like that shop, you may love http://www.primitivepeddler.ca/PP_Website/Home_Page.html
    http://www.holahome.com/

    I can’t keep Mrs Toyslover out of them. Same strip mall in Orleans where we go for massage therapy.

    

35. Autumn  |  November 26th, 2009 at 1:36 pm #

    @justme

    haha, yeah brings back memories for sure

    

36. Autumn  |  November 26th, 2009 at 1:37 pm #

    @toys

    OMG, I have to go to that place lol

    

37. Toyslover  |  November 26th, 2009 at 1:50 pm #

    Glad you aren’t married. Your hubby would kill me for telling you about it!

    

38. Autumn  |  November 26th, 2009 at 2:44 pm #

    @toys

    Who are you talking to?

    

39. Toyslover  |  November 26th, 2009 at 2:59 pm #

    You, Autumn. About going to those stores and spending lots of money.

    

40. Autumn  |  November 26th, 2009 at 3:02 pm #

    @toys

    He already knows haha, he buys them for me

    

41. Caribbeangirl  |  November 26th, 2009 at 4:38 pm #

    New Poll Up. What is the best day to take off sick?

    

42. Critic  |  November 26th, 2009 at 5:53 pm #

    The poll is worth 506 points.

    

43. Mr. Red  |  November 26th, 2009 at 5:57 pm #

    @Autumn: Holy large .gif file. Batman! I had major difficulty loading this page past CrazyMike’s “Candles Have Many Uses” on my Crackberry all day unless I piggybacked on a free Wi-Fi signal.
    .
    I’m pretty sure Telus’ Mike Crackberrys are not 3G as advertised, because anytime there is a large file on this page either it does not load properly or it won’t at all, unless I steal…err…borrow somebody’s Wi-Fi. .
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    Btw, I stand corrected on candles…except for those annoying tea candles.

    

44. Mr Punchy  |  November 26th, 2009 at 6:50 pm #

    @Mr. Red: Hey, you can buy an adult novelty toy for 10$, like one of these…

    

    

45. Autumn  |  November 26th, 2009 at 7:52 pm #

    @mr. red

    Oh tea candles are awesome too, especially the scented ones, you can a whole room lit by those, I know, done it hehe

    @mr. punchy

    hmmm no thanks lol

    

46. Mr. Red  |  November 26th, 2009 at 8:45 pm #

    @Mr Punchy: LMAO

    

47. Mr Punchy  |  November 26th, 2009 at 8:50 pm #

    Or maybe one of these?

    

    

48. Autumn  |  November 26th, 2009 at 9:02 pm #

    @mr. punchy

    You mean I won’t have to make a cake for the event since you’re bringing that one lol

    

49. Mr. Red  |  November 26th, 2009 at 9:10 pm #

    @Autumn: Save your cake making abilities for my birthday cake next month….just remember, I hate cherrys

    

50. helping_sis  |  November 26th, 2009 at 9:10 pm #

    New Event
    Machomer @ Shenkman Arts Centre (100pts)

    

51. crazymike  |  November 26th, 2009 at 10:00 pm #

    hiya all here’s a few rotten poem just for you sick and demented bunch of people

    Humpty Dumpty sat on the bed,
    Little Bo Peep was giving him head,
    As soon as he came she started to weep,
    She knew by the taste he’d been fucking her sheep.

    ====================

    There was a young man named Ringer,
    Who was seducing a beautiful singer.
    He said with a grin,
    “I’ve now rammed it in!”
    She said, “You mean that isn’t your finger?”

    ======================

    There was a young man from Montrose
    Who could diddle himself with his toes.
    He did it so neat
    He fell in love with his feet,
    And christened them Myrtle and Rose

    ====================

    There was a young man from Maine
    Whose prick was as strong as a crane;
    It was almost as long,
    So he strolled with his dong
    Extended in sunshine and rain.

    

52. crazymike  |  November 26th, 2009 at 10:04 pm #

    Some of you may or may not remember the origial 1980′s song by Gloria Gaynor!

    Sing this along to the Gloria Gaynor tune “I Will Survive”…. ..

    At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
    When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
    But I’d spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I
    grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on….

    But there you are, another lie,
    I was ready for a big mac and you’ve bought me a French fry!
    I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream,
    Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans!

    Go on now go, walk out the door,
    Don’t you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren’t you a
    brat to think I wouldn’t find you out!? Don’t you know we’re only joking
    when we say size doesn’t count???!

    (Chorus)
    I will survive! I will survive!
    ‘Cos as long as I have batteries,
    My sex life is gonna thrive!
    I will always have good sex with a handful of latex!
    I will survive! I will survive!. . Hey! Hey!
    [Verse II]

    It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
    When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
    But to hell with all your egos and to hell with all your needs Now I’m
    saving all my lovin’ for a cordless multispeed!
    (Chorus)

    

53. Mr Punchy  |  November 26th, 2009 at 10:07 pm #

    MORE STUPID GIFT IDEAS

    

    

    

    

54. crazymike  |  November 26th, 2009 at 10:09 pm #

    HOW TO HAVE FUN WITH BEER COASTERS

    1) Remove a beer coaster from your local bar.
    2) Carefully split the beer coaster top and bottom.
    3) Insert a $10 bill and reseal.
    4) Return to bar.
    5) Place beer coaster under glass.
    6) Wait for the bar to get extremely busy.
    7) Discuss in a VERY LOUD voice the adverts on TV
    And in the papers which says Brewery X have hidden
    10 bills in their coasters.
    8) Keep arguing about whether it’s true or not until
    Everyone in the bar knows what you’re talking about.
    9) Tear open some beer coasters; look depressed.
    10) Partially tear open the one with the 10 bill in it.
    11) Shout, “I’ve won ! I’ve won”, and wave the tenner
    Still wedged in the beer coaster around
    12) Watch every coaster in the bar get destroyed.

    

55. crazymike  |  November 26th, 2009 at 10:11 pm #

    Did you know that in the human body,
    There is a nerve that connects the
    Eyeball to the anus?

    It’s called the Anal Optic Nerve,
    And it is responsible for giving people
    A shitty outlook on life.

    If you don’t believe it, pull a hair
    From your ass and see if it doesn’t
    Bring a tear to your eye.

    

56. crazymike  |  November 26th, 2009 at 10:12 pm #

    It was my first time ever
    And I’ll never forget
    I’d do it again
    Without a single regret.
    The sky was dark
    The moon was high
    We were all alone
    Just she and I.
    Her hair was soft
    Her eyes were blue
    I knew just what
    She wanted to do.
    Her skin so soft
    Her legs so fine
    I ran my fingers
    Down her spine.
    I didn’t know how
    But I tried my best
    I started by placing
    My hands on her breast.
    I remember my fear
    My fast beating heart
    But slowly she spread
    Her legs apart.
    And when I did it
    I felt no shame
    All at once
    The white stuff came.
    At last it’s finished
    It’s all over now
    My first time ever
    At milking a cow…

    

57. crazymike  |  November 26th, 2009 at 10:19 pm #

    @Mr Red …see here’s another use for candles LMAOOOO

    The pretty coed nervously asked the doctor
    To perform an unusual operation, the removal
    Of a large chunk of green wax from her navel.

    Looking up from the ticklish task, the physician asked,
    “How did this happen?”

    Let me put it this way, doc,” the girl began.
    “My boyfriend likes to eat by candlelight. “

    

58. Autumn  |  November 26th, 2009 at 10:19 pm #

    @mr. red

    yes dear, what kind would you like?