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Mr Punchy | November 2nd, 2009 at 12:45 am #

I don’t like Mondays… I wanna shoot Uhhh uuuuu the whole day down.
justme | November 2nd, 2009 at 12:55 am #

happy monday all
A man enters a bar and orders a drink.

The bar has a robot bartender.

The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, “What’s your IQ?”

The man replies “150″ and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biochemistry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, “This is really cool.”

He decides to test the robot.

He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink.

Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, “What’s your IQ?”

The man responds, “Around 100.”

Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, fast cars, baseball, super models, favourite fast foods, guns, and women’s breasts.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test.

He returns, the robot serves him and asks, “What’s your IQ?”

The man replies, “Duuuh, 50, I think.”

And the robot says … real slowly. “S-o-o-o-o… a-r-e …. y-o-u…. g-o-n-n-a … c-h-e-er …. f-o-r… t-h-e … L-E-A-F-S …. a-g-a-i-n… t-h-i-s… y-e-a-r?”
pharmerphil | November 2nd, 2009 at 4:26 am #

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h-a-v-e…a…g-o-o-d…o-n-e…
lefty | November 2nd, 2009 at 4:42 am #

Good Morning All,

@pharmaphil, My Condolences.

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lefty | November 2nd, 2009 at 4:52 am #

Here are some suggestions from a Health Care Professional, to help prevent H1N1.

The only portals of entry for the flu are the nostrils and mouth/throat.

In a global epidemic of this nature, it’s almost impossible to avoid coming

into contact with H1N1 in spite of all precautions. Contact with H1N1 is

not so much of a problem as proliferation is.

While you are still healthy and not showing any symptoms of H1N1 infection,

in order to prevent proliferation, aggravation of symptoms and development

of secondary infections, some very simple steps, not fully highlighted in most

official communications, can be practiced (instead of focusing on how to

stock N95 or Tami flu):

1. Frequent hand-washing (well highlighted in all official communications).

2. “Hands-off-the-face” approach. Resist all temptations to touch any part

of face.

3. *Gargle twice a day with warm salt water (use Listerine if you don’t trust

salt). *H1N1 takes 2-3 days after initial infection in the throat/nasal cavity

to proliferate and show characteristic symptoms. Simple gargling prevents

proliferation. In a way, gargling with salt water has the same effect on a

healthy individual that Tami flu has on an infected one. Don’t underestimate

this simple, inexpensive and powerful preventative method.

4. Similar to 3 above, *clean your nostrils at least once every day with

warm salt water. *Not everybody may be good at Jala Neti or Sutra Neti

(very good Yoga asanas to clean nasal cavities), but *blowing the nose

hard once a day and swabbing both nostrils with cotton buds dipped in

warm salt water is very effective in bringing down viral population.*

5. *Boost your natural immunity with foods that are rich in Vitamin C

(Amla and other citrus fruits). *If you have to supplement with Vitamin C

tablets, make sure that it also has Zinc to boost absorption.

6. *Drink as much of warm liquids (tea, coffee, etc) as you can.

*Drinking warm liquids has the same effect as gargling, but in the reverse

direction. They wash off proliferating viruses from the throat into the

stomach where they cannot survive, proliferate or do any harm.
Silent H | November 2nd, 2009 at 5:24 am #

Good morning all!
Critic | November 2nd, 2009 at 6:09 am #

Good morning all!

@ Hey Silent H in the spring, when it’s time to take off your heavy fur coat, you may want to consider changing to this one.
Critic | November 2nd, 2009 at 6:11 am #

A little pig walked into a bar
One day a little pig walked into a bar. He drank a couple, then got up to leave. he asked the bartender, “Which way to the bathroom?” She answered, “Go down the hall, first door on your left.”

The pig went to the bathroom and left.

The next day another little pig came into the bar. he also had a few drinks, and asked the bartender where the bathroom was.

Again, she told him, “Go down the hall, first door on your left.” Again, he went to the bathroom and left.

This went on for another week. One day a pig walked in. he had a few drinks, but he got up and started to walk out. The bartender stopped him and asked, “Aren’t you going to ask where the bathroom is?”

The little pig replied “No, I’m going wee wee wee all the way home…”
pharmerphil | November 2nd, 2009 at 6:12 am #

@lefty – ref condolences. thanks, I am seeking professional help…
Critic | November 2nd, 2009 at 6:17 am #

Halloween Leftovers
Two vampires walked into a bar and called for the bartender.

“I’ll have a glass of blood,” said one.

“I’ll have a glass of plasma”, said the other.

“Okay,” replied the bartender, “so, that’ll be … one blood and one blood lite…”
Mr. Red | November 2nd, 2009 at 7:22 am #

Good Morning Peeps .
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crazymike | November 2nd, 2009 at 7:42 am #

list of items that I have for sale…..

Aluminum catering trays $2.00 each

~~Graco Pack-N-Play Baby portable playpen~~ is gone

Boys clothes 0-6 yrs old $1.00 each piece ( P.S. No 3 & 4 yr/old left )

White Roper washer heavy duty/extra large capacity 5 cycle 3 temperature Made by Whirlpool
White Roper dryer heavy duty/extra large capacity 4 cycle 2 speed combination Made by Whirlpool
$450.00 for both only 3 years old & they are not available until December 5

If anyone is interested please send me an email at crazymike@starliquid.com

will have more items soon

**Please note that all item will increase in price once I post it on craigslist & kijiji in about 1 week
crazymike | November 2nd, 2009 at 7:43 am #

Hiya & good morning everyone

(((hugsss NA kiss))) for the ladies
High 5 for the dudes
Caribbeangirl | November 2nd, 2009 at 7:48 am #

Good Morning Everyone:)
Mr. Red | November 2nd, 2009 at 8:40 am #

Here is your “my hearing is slowly starting to come back after attending the Virgin Halloween Howler and having them assaulted by Great Scott, the AC/DC tribute band hired to play for us. They were actually pretty good, but they were so damn loud, I SAID THEY WERE SO DAMN LOUD!” edition of Today’s FUNny and Did you Know
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Tough Decision
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it.
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The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, “I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much.”
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The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, “I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much.”
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The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, “I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much.”
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The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money, and decided to marry the one with the biggest breasts.
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Did You Know?: In Baltimore, Maryland, it is illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits.
angel | November 2nd, 2009 at 9:05 am #

Good Morning everyone
Gerald | November 2nd, 2009 at 9:25 am #

Morning all….Happy Monday.

The Wine&Food show opens Friday
joha | November 2nd, 2009 at 9:36 am #

Mornin boys and girls. Thanks for all the codes
@CM you have mail
Have a great day.
Gatorboy | November 2nd, 2009 at 9:49 am #

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Critic | November 2nd, 2009 at 9:49 am #

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mornindude | November 2nd, 2009 at 10:17 am #

@Punchy: I couldn’t agree with you more…

Reality sucks, then you wake up Monday morning to your favorite cat dead….
I really hate Mondays now….
justme | November 2nd, 2009 at 10:29 am #

thanks for the smiles all
@morningdude that is so sad to hear – hope the rest of your week is better
justme | November 2nd, 2009 at 10:44 am #

Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady:
I am 94 years old.

Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney:
Did you know him?

Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney:
What happened after he sat down?

Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady:
No, I didn’t stop him.

Defense Attorney:
Why not?

Little Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him then?

Little Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney:
Why not?

Little Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven’t felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling so ‘spicy’ that I just laid down and told him
‘Take me, young man. Take me now!’

Defense Attorney:
Did he take you?

Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, ‘ April Fool!’ And that’s when I shot him, the little bastard
Critic | November 2nd, 2009 at 11:04 am #

Medical Problem

An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. “I do that all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they’re soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I’ve been here, I did it no less than twenty times. What can I do?”

“Here’s a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week.”

Next week an upset Mrs. Harris marched into Dr. Johnson’s office. “Doctor, I don’t know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I’m doing it just as much, but now it smells terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?”

“Calm down, Mrs. Harris,” said the doctor soothingly. “Now that we’ve fixed your sinuses, we’ll work on your hearing!”
justme | November 2nd, 2009 at 11:56 am #

I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline

Got a freakin’ call center in Pakistan

I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

Assholes……………..
typhoon | November 2nd, 2009 at 1:00 pm #

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Minuit | November 2nd, 2009 at 1:38 pm #

Tks for the codes

Ottawa Virtual Holiday Mall Bonus Code: Snowman
justme | November 2nd, 2009 at 1:45 pm #

just cleaned out my email – so if i have your email …you have mail – lol
justme | November 2nd, 2009 at 2:00 pm #

@critic love the hamster –
When my boys were 2 & 4 we decided to get them hamsters – i bought a cage , two hamsters, etc just finished setting up the cage when the phone rang.

As i reached for the phone my youngest grabbed the cage and pulled it to the floor killing both hamsters

so back to the store we went and bought 2 more- they got wet tail and died the second day

then we got 2 more

My husband lost it at this point and said “fkng hamsters starting to cost more than beer” (he was a rig pig but i swear the older he gets the redder his neck gets)

just to note those hamsters lived over three years
Critic | November 2nd, 2009 at 3:52 pm #

New Poll: “How much would you pay a scalper for a H1N1 wristband?” Worth 584 Points.
Critic | November 2nd, 2009 at 4:09 pm #

@justme It’s tough to be a hamster. Even with the free food I won’t want the job!
Gmcsierra | November 2nd, 2009 at 7:12 pm #

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justme | November 2nd, 2009 at 7:50 pm #

@critic the two that lived and the ones after (3 more) had it pretty good we had two cages, two beds, litter box, and about six 3′ long tunnels that zigzaged all over from cage to cage – the even had a ball to go around the house – drove the dogs and cats nuts.
crazymike | November 2nd, 2009 at 9:11 pm #

@all…about the… New Poll: “How much would you pay a scalper for a H1N1 wristband?” Worth 584 Points.

they should have a choice of I’ll beat the fuckers ass just for selling a wristband
Mr Punchy | November 2nd, 2009 at 11:12 pm #

Hey I’m selling a used underwear for 1000$, anybody interested?
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