Chez 106 Bonus Codes

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1. Mr Punchy  |  September 15th, 2009 at 1:33 am #

   FUNNY CATS talking to each other, funny!

   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTelOo
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkCylMg0fc

   

2. Mr Punchy  |  September 15th, 2009 at 1:43 am #

   Cat laser chase!

   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8BKSTWn4zY
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYytAiGWR98
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPTVK0_JA00

   

3. Mr Punchy  |  September 15th, 2009 at 1:49 am #

   

   Don’t forget, Trash Metal lovers, Tuesday is Megadeth’s new ENDGAME out now!

   

   

4. pharmerphil  |  September 15th, 2009 at 4:39 am #

   morning folks hope ya’ll have a good one.

   

5. Silent H  |  September 15th, 2009 at 5:29 am #

   Good morning all!

   

6. pharmerphil  |  September 15th, 2009 at 6:29 am #

   D&W extra bonus code: rewpourtigh

   

7. Mr. Red  |  September 15th, 2009 at 7:10 am #

   Good Morning Peeps .
   7:10am World Of Sports call-out: Stacey Scarf. She has 20 minutes to call back. Good Luck!
   .
   Edit: Stacy Scarf called back

   

8. Mr. Red  |  September 15th, 2009 at 7:20 am #

   All Access Password: Roadhouse

   

9. lefty  |  September 15th, 2009 at 7:25 am #

   Good Morning People,

   For all of you who need a good screen cleaner.

   http://www.raincitystory.com/flash/screenclean.swf

   

10. Caribbeangirl  |  September 15th, 2009 at 7:49 am #

    Good Morning Everyone:)

    

11. Smerfy  |  September 15th, 2009 at 8:02 am #

    Good morning all. Have a great day.

    

12. Mr. Red  |  September 15th, 2009 at 8:18 am #

    Here is your “Until I saw ‘Ghost’, I had absolutely no idea how erotic pottery could be nor the fact that it could be considered foreplay, but thanks to the writer(s), Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze I now have pottery class in my repertoire when it comes to dating….I suck at pottery but I look good doing it. R.I.P. Patrick Swayze” edition of Today’s FUNny and Did you Know .
    .
    Family Budget
    The prospective father-in-law asked, “Young man, can you support a family?”
    .
    The surprised groom-to-be replied, “Well, no. I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you will have to fend for yourselves.”
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    Did You Know?: In Jefferson Parish, Louisiana, minors may not go to businesses with coin-operated Foosball machines unless accompanied by an adult.

    

13. angel  |  September 15th, 2009 at 8:35 am #

    Good Morning everyone

    

14. justme  |  September 15th, 2009 at 8:42 am #

    good morning everyone

    

15. Hummer  |  September 15th, 2009 at 8:49 am #

    Morning CHEZ Lovers! How is everybody?

    Mr.P..flip me your resume/CV and I’ll see if I can find something full time for ya!

    send to: cpost69@hotmail.com

    

16. Heckler  |  September 15th, 2009 at 9:15 am #

    woooot going to the Virgin supper tomorrow night @ dooly’s for the AC DC trip to Austin texas !!!! wish me luck

    &&&&& good morning everyone

    

17. justme  |  September 15th, 2009 at 9:16 am #

    did anyone else have trouble seeing mikes video – or is it only me who can’t get it up? lol

    

18. Toyslover  |  September 15th, 2009 at 9:45 am #

    I got it up, but can only hear it. There is no video, only audio even tho it is 289MB. Fast download from that site, I was getting 1MB/second from them.

    

19. justme  |  September 15th, 2009 at 9:49 am #

    i got the same but it tooK me 15 min to down load

    

20. Toyslover  |  September 15th, 2009 at 9:53 am #

    We have a fibre optic connection here. As long as the students aren’t hogging all the band width it flies.

    

21. justme  |  September 15th, 2009 at 9:55 am #

    @hummer good luck

    

22. Heckler  |  September 15th, 2009 at 10:03 am #

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    2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.

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    4. Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.

    5. Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.

    6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

    7. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

    8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

    9. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is probably not for you.

    10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day .

    11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably a wise investment.

    12. If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.

    13. Some days you’re the bug; some days you’re the windshield.

    14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

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    16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

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    18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

    19. Generally speaking, you aren’t learning much when your lips are moving .

    20. Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

    21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

    AND

    22 . Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

    

23. Hummer  |  September 15th, 2009 at 10:13 am #

    @justme – Getting it up? Obviously you were utilizing incorrect techniques!;)
    Good Luck?

    

24. aussieguy  |  September 15th, 2009 at 10:14 am #

    Forget Dirty Dancing or Ghost – this is my greatest Patrick Swayze (R.I.P) memory……

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RajNvJ3bCU

    

25. Mr Punchy  |  September 15th, 2009 at 10:33 am #

    I told Mike how to reduce his video file size yesterday and in his fakeboob

    

26. justme  |  September 15th, 2009 at 10:39 am #

    @heckler roflmo – love # 10

    

27. Heckler  |  September 15th, 2009 at 10:44 am #

    @justme haha glad you liked it
    @justme you got mail lol

    

28. justme  |  September 15th, 2009 at 10:49 am #

    @mr punchy love the clips
    @aussieguy too funny

    

29. Toyslover  |  September 15th, 2009 at 11:28 am #

    Newsletter Bonus Code:
    GREENEGGS

    

30. Hummer  |  September 15th, 2009 at 12:15 pm #

    New Poll: H1N1 Election Poll

    

31. chez's wild honey  |  September 15th, 2009 at 12:18 pm #

    Happy nooner CHEZ Nation

    new Kiss rocks !

    @hi hummer
    thx for yesterday’;s request hope all is well with SM
    thx for heads up
    @and thx Toys for da’ code

    

32. Gatorboy  |  September 15th, 2009 at 12:23 pm #

    music survey code – rockon – 500pts.

    

33. chez's wild honey  |  September 15th, 2009 at 12:23 pm #

    @hi aussiguy
    and this one not ever forgotten..
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpmILPAcRQo&NR=1&feature=fvwp
    ~Actually
    This will be “D” song if i ever say Yes to the lucky Dog ….
    and Wou are ALL Gonna be my Backup Dancers as they have in there..
    okay so we
    have at least 5 years to practice the routine
    R,I,P …Patrick Swaze

    

34. Mr Punchy  |  September 15th, 2009 at 12:43 pm #

    Conan is God!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eD1nwe5Esx0
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fPQkm3xsZs

    

35. chatchee  |  September 15th, 2009 at 12:49 pm #

    There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party… Then he had a bright idea.
    When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on.
    “What the hell are you supposed to be?” asked the host.
    “A premature ejaculation,” said the man. “I just came in my pants!”

    

36. chatchee  |  September 15th, 2009 at 12:52 pm #

    A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary.
    As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband: “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?”
    The husband replied: “All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry.”
    Then, as the wife undressed, she asked: “What are you thinking now?”
    He replied: “It looks like I did a pretty good job.”

    

37. chez's wild honey  |  September 15th, 2009 at 1:04 pm #

    @hey LukeDuke
    ~just knew yu had to know a few people i know …

    

38. Hummer  |  September 15th, 2009 at 1:09 pm #

    @chez’s wild honey: jiggaaaaadoooo! How are you? Me thinks Swiss_Miss has
    left the earth!..Nowhere to be found!

    

39. chez's wild honey  |  September 15th, 2009 at 1:23 pm #

    @hi hummer
    well hope she’s not lost in the woods forever as lostinthewoods did get lostinthewoods forever!

    @allo crazymike
    yur video works a lil bit then freeze but yu can still hear….altho its jammed ..
    Heard it until they say Someones Granmother runs faster or something and heard you
    laughin’ …

    

40. justme  |  September 15th, 2009 at 1:41 pm #

    hi cwh – love the clip

    

41. Hummer  |  September 15th, 2009 at 4:01 pm #

    Man-O-Man…I love it when you 2 are on top of me!;);)…((wicked grin!!)))

    

42. do999  |  September 15th, 2009 at 4:07 pm #

    Thanks for the codes everyone. Just had a call from Chez and my wife won Sens tickets for tomorrow!

    

43. justme  |  September 15th, 2009 at 4:18 pm #

    where’s mike and buddah? we never get to the lucky number with out them

    

44. Hummer  |  September 15th, 2009 at 4:23 pm #

    Only 25 more to go!

    

45. justme  |  September 15th, 2009 at 4:30 pm #

    since no one else wants to play i guess it is up to you and me

    

46. Hummer  |  September 15th, 2009 at 4:37 pm #

    @justme..Lets get’r done!

    

47. Hummer  |  September 15th, 2009 at 4:38 pm #

    Employee Rules & Regulations

    It is advised that you come to work dressed accordingly to your salary.

    If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.

    If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore do not need a raise.

    If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore do not need a raise.

    Sick Days

    We will no longer accept a doctor’s statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

    Personal Days
    Each employee will receive 52 personal days a year. They are called Sundays .

    Toilet Use
    Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of the three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be taken.

    After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the “Chronic Offenders category”. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company’s mental health policy!

    Lunch Break
    Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.

    Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.

    Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that’s all the time needed to drink a slim fast.

    Thank you for your loyalty to our company.

    We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

    The Management

    

48. chez's wild honey  |  September 15th, 2009 at 4:54 pm #

    @do999
    congrats !

    @hummer
    well happy pre-hump day

    @hi justme
    wasnt he just the sexyest dirty dancer …all the clips of songs all so good of that movie…

    

49. Hummer  |  September 15th, 2009 at 4:59 pm #

    @cwh – merci!..et a-toi aussi!

    Three Kootenay Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin’ the breeze.

    1st Hillbilly says: ‘My wife sure is stupid!…She bought an air conditioner. ‘

    2nd Hillbilly says: ‘Why is that stupid?’

    1st Hillbilly says: ‘We ain’t got no ‘lectricity!’

    2nd Hillbilly says: ‘That’s nothin’! My wife is so stupid, she bought one ofthem new fangled warshin ‘ machines!’

    1st Hillbilly says: ‘Why is that so stupid?’

    2nd Hillbilly says: ”Cause we ain’t got no plummin’!’

    3rd Hillbilly says: ‘That ain’t nuthin’! My wife is dumber than both yerwifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin’ fersome change, and I found 6 condoms in thar.’

    1st and 2nd Hillbillies say: ‘Well, what’s so dumb about that?’

    3rd Hillbilly says: ‘She ain’t got no dick!!

    

50. justme  |  September 15th, 2009 at 5:00 pm #

    @cwh i would love to have danced with him. omg he can move can you imagine him in bed?

    

51. chez's wild honey  |  September 15th, 2009 at 5:18 pm #

    @hummer
    merci …

    @justme
    yes my friend……
    with with silk sheets on waterbed…or…on the kitchen table…… maybe on the washing machine…..
    Or a soft rug in front of a fireplace
    also On da’ pool table…….sauna……..on the porch swing…….in the gym…..
    under water falls……
    on the rooftop…….On the hood of our lamborgini on a deserted gravel road…
    …..On a secluded island Beach….hell ..even the backyard under the stars…
    In the woods after it rains.,,,On his Harley on a desert road……or
    On the deck of a yacht during a full moon…..

    

52. justme  |  September 15th, 2009 at 5:57 pm #

    @cwh and that would be the first 24 hours we would have to take the next day as it comes

    

53. Mr Punchy  |  September 15th, 2009 at 6:29 pm #

    

    

    

    

    

54. justme  |  September 15th, 2009 at 6:39 pm #

    @mr punchy all i see is little red x’s for your last post

    

55. sweetdreams  |  September 15th, 2009 at 6:40 pm #

    Hello I am just doing a test…to see if this message is appearing…

    

56. buzzbee  |  September 15th, 2009 at 7:23 pm #

    Three guys sitting in a bar complaining how cold their wives are. Guy #1 says “my wife is so cold, I have to go to bed with my mittens and touque on”. “Thats nothing” guy#2 says “my wife is so cold, I go to bed with my parka on”. Guy#3 says ” I have you both beat, my wife is so cold, every time she spreds her legs the furnace comes on”.
    Lucky 13 to go.

    

57. aussieguy  |  September 15th, 2009 at 7:51 pm #

    An Italian, a Frenchman and an Aussie are discussing their powers in bed.

    The Italian says, “When I’ve a finisheda makina da love with my girlfriend I go down and gently tickle the back of her kneesa, she floatsa 6 inches abovea da bed in ecstasy”.

    The Frenchman replies, “Zat is nothing, when Ah ‘ave finished making ze love with ze girlfriend, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick zer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy”.

    The Aussie says, “Mate, that’s nothing. When I’ve finished shaggin me sheila, I get out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe me di*ck on the curtains. And MATE ….. she hits the fu*cking roof!!

    GO AUSSIES!! :-)

    

58. buzzbee  |  September 15th, 2009 at 7:52 pm #

    I’ve only cried when someone passed that wasn’t family or friend, when Stevie Ray Vaughn died, when Isaac Asimov died and today when Patrick Swayze passed. R.I.P. Patrick, you were a great man and you will be sorrily missed. You left your mark on the world and won’t be forgotten.
    Two of my favourite of his movies were Red Dawn and Roadhouse.

    

59. Mr Punchy  |  September 15th, 2009 at 8:15 pm #

    @justme: Hit refresh, hun

    

60. chez's wild honey  |  September 15th, 2009 at 8:21 pm #

    you guys are hillarious tonight with these short stories..
    must be pre hump day or something !

    @welcome sweetdreams

    

61. chez's wild honey  |  September 15th, 2009 at 8:26 pm #

    @hi mrpunchy..
    yu knoww…Everything you do is different from the way i would do it…
    That’s how i know you’re doing everything wrong ……

    

62. chez's wild honey  |  September 15th, 2009 at 8:29 pm #

    I don’t use my body to seduce, no…….. I just stand there !

    

63. Mr Punchy  |  September 15th, 2009 at 8:33 pm #

    @chez’s wild honey: Uh I don’t understand what you mean???

    

64. justme  |  September 15th, 2009 at 8:37 pm #

    Mr punchy i sill see red x’s

    

65. justme  |  September 15th, 2009 at 8:39 pm #

    only 4 more can we do it?

    

66. Toyslover  |  September 15th, 2009 at 8:51 pm #

    Now is no time to quit. Cum on pepole

    

67. Toyslover  |  September 15th, 2009 at 8:51 pm #

    67, is there anyone there?

    

68. Toyslover  |  September 15th, 2009 at 8:52 pm #

    Not quite the same when you are all alone.

    

69. Toyslover  |  September 15th, 2009 at 8:53 pm #

    Oh well, I will take what I can get.

    

70. chez's wild honey  |  September 15th, 2009 at 9:09 pm #

    @mrpunchy
    actually…. was quoting yur dilbert guy since you were close….

    ~congrat Toys! yu luckycyber 69ner yu !

    

71. chez's wild honey  |  September 15th, 2009 at 9:15 pm #

    F>Y>I…
    God made man before he made woman Because he didn’t want any advice
    on how to do it….

    

72. Hummer  |  September 15th, 2009 at 9:21 pm #

    @cwh thnx for your Swayzee talk..It got so hot, I had to leave and take a 4 hr. cold shower! You’re the best!

    Come on guys..it’s time to let the women have the next honour of obtaining the magical, yet sweet number. No more multiple postings, in order to secure that 69′er.
    Lets open the door for them, and then close it with a big bang!;)

    

73. Hummer  |  September 15th, 2009 at 9:22 pm #

    @cwh..quite humorous!

    

74. Mr Punchy  |  September 15th, 2009 at 9:57 pm #

    I think CWH is high as a kite lol