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1. 54mods  |  July 10th, 2009 at 4:58 am #

   It’s FRIDAY!!!!!!!
   Have a good one all!

   

2. Silent H  |  July 10th, 2009 at 5:52 am #

   Finally Friday!

   Good morning all!

   

3. pharmerphil  |  July 10th, 2009 at 6:34 am #

   Yikes what a turnaround – thanks Silent H!!!
   Just got home at 5:15 am from London after having seen Bellowhead at Sunfest. Great show and got to meet and chat with Jon Boden (lead singer).
   If anyone gets the chance – check out Celtic Sea we are performing at the Osgoode Legion at 8 pm.
   Have a good weekend!

   

4. Mr. Red  |  July 10th, 2009 at 7:24 am #

   Frack! It’s Frisky, Freaky, Fantabulous Friday, Friends :dance
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   7:20am All Access Password: Is NOT Available At This Time. Check In @ 12:20

   

5. lefty  |  July 10th, 2009 at 7:24 am #

   Good Morning and TGIF People,

   

6. LukeDuke420  |  July 10th, 2009 at 7:50 am #

   Its here! Its here! Its finally here! Its FRIDAY :D

   I guess the IT guy @ chez has his hand full trying to fix this All access password problem, lol.

   

7. justme  |  July 10th, 2009 at 7:59 am #

   mmm I love Fridays -have a good one all

   Words of wizdom from the mind of Rodney Dangerfield …

   My wife only has sex with me for a purpose Last night she used me to time an egg.

   It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass!

   Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.

   A girl phoned me and said, ‘Come on over. There ‘s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home!

   A hooker once told me she had a headache.

   I went to a massage parlor. It was self-service.

   If it weren’t for pickpockets, I’d have no sex life at all.

   I was making love to this girl and she started crying I said, ‘Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?’ She said, ‘No, I hate myself now.’

   I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That’s when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off.

   I knew a girl so ugly… they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.

   My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.

   I’m so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.

   The other day I came home and a guy was jogging, naked. I asked him, ‘Why?’ He said, ‘Because you came home early.’

   My wife’s such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer.

   I know I’m not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling.

   My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal.

   My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex; she called me from Chicago last night.

   MY FAVORITE:

   My family was so poor that if I hadn’t been born a boy, I wouldn’t of had anything to play with on christmas morning.

   

8. lefty  |  July 10th, 2009 at 8:02 am #

   ALL ACCESS PASSWORD: flipflop

   

9. lefty  |  July 10th, 2009 at 8:04 am #

   EXTRA CODE: whew

   

10. justme  |  July 10th, 2009 at 8:07 am #

    just wanted to see if my pic would come up

    

11. buddah  |  July 10th, 2009 at 8:08 am #

    HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    

12. justme  |  July 10th, 2009 at 8:08 am #

    o well i tried

    

13. justme  |  July 10th, 2009 at 8:14 am #

    Last day of swimming lessons at beach – it is so beautiful i’m going to pack a picnic basket and enjoy it -have good one everyone

    

14. tick  |  July 10th, 2009 at 8:18 am #

    Morning all Sun is shining and I have today off to enjoy it. Hope everyone else has a great one too

    

15. Mr. Red  |  July 10th, 2009 at 8:21 am #

    Here is your “Yet another one has bit the dust, Oscar Mayer Jr, 95, grandson of the lunch meat empire founder, died on Sunday. In his honour I think I’ll have bologna sandwiches for lunch. My bologna has a first name, O-s-c-a-r, My bologna has a second name…..” edition of Today’s FUNny and Did You Know .
    Darwin Award Nominees (Part D’oh!)
    A police officer in Ohio responded to a 911 call. She had no details before arriving, except that someone had reported that his father was not breathing. Upon arrival, the officer found the man face down on the couch naked. When she rolled him over to check for a pulse and to start PR, she noticed burn marks around his genitals. After the ambulance arrived and removed the man – who was declared dead on arrival at the hospital – the police made a closer inspection of the couch, and noticed that the man had made a hole between the cushions. Upon flipping the couch over, they discovered what had caused his death. Apparently, the man had a habit of putting his penis between the cushions, down into the hole and between two electrical sanders (with the sandpaper removed, for obvious reasons). According to the story, after his orgasm the discharge shorted out one of the sanders, electrocuting him.
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    A 27-year-old French woman lost control of her car on a highway near Marseilles and crashed into a tree, seriously injuring her passenger and killing herself. As a commonplace road accident, this would not have qualified for a Darwin nomination, were it not for the fact that the driver’s attention had been distracted by her Tamagotchi key ring, which had started urgently beeping for food as she drove along. In an attempt to press the correct buttons to save the Tamagotchi’s life, the woman lost her own.
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    A 22-year-old Reston, VA, man was found dead after he tried to use octopus straps to bungee jump off a 70-foot railroad trestle. Fairfax County police said Eric Barcia, a fast-food worker, taped a bunch of these straps together, wrapped an end around one foot, anchored the other end to the trestle at Lake Accotink Park, jumped and hit the pavement. Warren Carmichael, a police spokesman, said investigators think Barcia was alone because his car was found nearby. “The length of the cord that he had assembled was greater than the distance between the trestle and the ground,” Carmichael said. Police say the apparent cause of death was “Major trauma.”
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    Did You Know?: In Indianola, Iowa, the “Ice Cream Man” and his truck are banned.

    

16. angel  |  July 10th, 2009 at 8:24 am #

    Good Morning everyone

    

17. buddah  |  July 10th, 2009 at 8:32 am #

    Going to be a good weekend :D

    

18. buddah  |  July 10th, 2009 at 8:34 am #

    @ Angel.. Morning ;)

    

19. justme  |  July 10th, 2009 at 8:34 am #

    @ heckler you have mail

    

20. sunnydays  |  July 10th, 2009 at 8:43 am #

    morning gang:)

    

21. justme  |  July 10th, 2009 at 8:49 am #

    True story
    We decided to start family game night at our house on Wednesday nights. This week I decided to teach the boys how to play Euchre (card game). All day the boys were asking about rules and anything else they could think of. When my husband got home my son run up to him and said, “Tonight is game night and mom said she wants to play hooker!”
    Without batting an eyelash my husband replied, “I knew that FaceBook was no-good.”
    That’s why I love him he always makes me laugh.

    

22. MeatBall  |  July 10th, 2009 at 8:50 am #

    Good Morning ya all…TGIF

    

23. DeVil  |  July 10th, 2009 at 8:52 am #

    def a good wk’end, now if i could only find someone to detail the truck, mow the lawns & do the windows it would be even better

    

24. buddah  |  July 10th, 2009 at 8:54 am #

    MOrning Sunnyday, Devil, Meatball, Justme,

    

25. zwolfe  |  July 10th, 2009 at 8:56 am #

    Good morning folks!

    Have a super duper fantastic Friday!!!

    

26. justme  |  July 10th, 2009 at 8:59 am #

    Morning buddah changed my gravitar this am but new one won’t appear

    

27. buddah  |  July 10th, 2009 at 9:04 am #

    Morning Zwolfe.

    

28. buddah  |  July 10th, 2009 at 9:04 am #

    @ Just me.. Well that sucks.. But the other one is really cool :D

    

29. justme  |  July 10th, 2009 at 9:10 am #

    one last try

    

30. izimm  |  July 10th, 2009 at 9:16 am #

    @justme: If I remember correctly when I set mine up you had to be sure to clear your cache else it would not pick up the new one.
    (hope it works for you)

    

31. Heckler  |  July 10th, 2009 at 9:24 am #

    Morning justme, buddah, angel n everyone else !! (sorry if i missed anyone, busy busy today)

    @justme you got mail

    let the frisky friday begin, man seems like this week just dragged on n on.

    

32. justme  |  July 10th, 2009 at 9:25 am #

    ok here we go again

    

33. justme  |  July 10th, 2009 at 9:50 am #

    ty Heckler no time to read spent toooo much time on computer – will be gone all day
    talk to you later – hope your brother is well

    

34. zappafancan  |  July 10th, 2009 at 9:51 am #

    Happy Freaky Frisky Friday!!!

    Went to George Clinton and Paliament Funkadelic last night. What a great show!! Now I got the funk!

    

35. sunnydays  |  July 10th, 2009 at 9:53 am #

    morning buddah:)

    

36. cookie  |  July 10th, 2009 at 9:53 am #

    Good morning all! Happy Friday!!! woot woot…

    @justme Your “true story” is just too funny!! Kids can be sooooo cute… lol

    

37. Hummer  |  July 10th, 2009 at 10:20 am #

    TGIF Chez Lovers! – Good Morning cookie, sunnydays, zappa, justme, heckler, izimm, buddah..what the hell! &..everyone on top of me!

    

38. cookie  |  July 10th, 2009 at 10:41 am #

    Hello Hummer… yesssss friday… wishing you and everyone else the best weekend ever!!!!

    

39. cookie  |  July 10th, 2009 at 10:42 am #

    Hummer is stuck in a cookie sandwich!!

    

40. buddah  |  July 10th, 2009 at 10:44 am #

    @ Justme.. WOW!!!!!!!! amazing pic :D
    @ Cookie…Morning Cookie ;)..Hmm cookie sandwich..Yummy ;)..lol
    @ Sunnydays. How goes it? :D

    @Good day Hummer :D
    @ Heckler.. How goes it bro?

    

41. Hummer  |  July 10th, 2009 at 10:48 am #

    Yummy yummy..Hummer loves cookie sandwiches!..Now if I could have a little “wild honey” with it…would simply be fantastique!!! (((wink!))).

    

42. buddah  |  July 10th, 2009 at 11:07 am #

    Hell yes :D

    

43. Heckler  |  July 10th, 2009 at 11:24 am #

    @buddah blah bro no comment lol, yourself ? i tell you one thing i cant wait to burn all this built up energy, if i hadnt gotten another tattoo id go swimming, guess itll be a nice long ass jog lol.

    

44. Greg  |  July 10th, 2009 at 11:25 am #

    No Doc and Woody code today?

    

45. Hummer  |  July 10th, 2009 at 11:28 am #

    @Greg – “flipflop” is the code today for 2,000 pts.

    

46. crazymike  |  July 10th, 2009 at 11:29 am #

    Allo everyone…..T.G.I.F Thank.God.I.Fish hehe

    hopes everyone has a great day and a great weekend

    ((hugsss NA kiss)) for all the ladies
    High 5 for the dudes

    @eagle..about yesterdays post…I’m busy as hell and every time we turn around they need sumtin else..almost to the point on them wanting to know what color is my thong

    @all…I’m still in need of getting a under the table job…I need to raise close to $9000.00 by yesterday

    well I’m off to the park have a good one everyone

    

47. buddah  |  July 10th, 2009 at 11:29 am #

    @ Heckler..lol. hear ya.. Going to do some wood cutting at the cottage this weekend to burn some up..lol

    

48. crazymike  |  July 10th, 2009 at 11:30 am #

    @zappafancan: hey bud I just realized I never applied (((sigh))) oh well that’s OK I’ll just bring my horn stretcher

    

49. Heckler  |  July 10th, 2009 at 11:52 am #

    @buddah wood chopping would be good lol, it burns more energy. Gonna watch Push tonight n i’ll let you know if its any good bro.

    

50. sunnydays  |  July 10th, 2009 at 11:54 am #

    buddah and hummer…doing good…thinking it is time for the patio:)

    

51. buddah  |  July 10th, 2009 at 11:54 am #

    @ HEckler.. Sounds good.. I ws looking at that the other night.. Seems ok.

    

52. buddah  |  July 10th, 2009 at 11:57 am #

    @ Sunnydays..SOunds good to me.. I love patios :D

    

53. Mr Punchy  |  July 10th, 2009 at 12:14 pm #

    Howdy yall, anybody misses me? I’ll hump your socks off.
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54. Greg  |  July 10th, 2009 at 2:27 pm #

    Thanks!

    

55. Heckler  |  July 10th, 2009 at 2:52 pm #

    I’m out ppl you all have a good one, & remember dont do anything i would do :D

    TITS THE WEEEEEKEND !!!

    

56. angel  |  July 10th, 2009 at 4:03 pm #

    New Event: Carnivale Lune Bleue (100pts)

    Have a great weekend everyone!

    

57. chez's wild honey  |  July 10th, 2009 at 7:08 pm #

    Happy TGIF CHEZ Nation !
    remember….(Tongue.Goes. In. First.)~

    

58. izimm  |  July 10th, 2009 at 10:17 pm #

    @chez’s wild honey: did I ever mention I know how to breath through my ears ;)

    

59. 54mods  |  July 10th, 2009 at 11:17 pm #

    Sam Roberts was a blast! I got a photo of him with my daughter tonight!
    http://www.54mods.info/images/imgp1484.jpg