@cwh – Re: yesterday..I think you would do extremely well ridin a hummer! ((wicked grins)). Also, lets see if ya can acquire the magic number 2 days in a row!
Here is your “Ahhhh…the aroma of stale beer lingers in the air, I guess I should take a shower and wash my ‘Beer Changers’ t-shirt” edition of Today’s FUNny and Did You Know . Darwin Award Nominees
A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply, because he had no money with which to buy alcohol, mixed gasoline with milk. Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he vomited into the fireplace in his house. This resulting explosion and fire burned his house down, killing both him and his sister.
.
A 34-year-old white male found dead in the basement of his home died of suffocation, according to police. He was approximately 6’2″ tall and weighed 225 pounds. He was wearing a pleated skirt, white bra, black and white saddle shoes, and a woman’s wig. It appeared that he was trying to create a schoolgirl’s uniform look. He was also wearing a military gas mask that had the filter canister removed
and a rubber hose attached in its place. The other end of the hose was connected to a one end of a hollow wooden tube approx. 12″ long and 3″ in diameter. The tube’s other end was inserted into his rectum for reasons unknown, and was the cause of his suffocation. Police found the task of explaining the circumstances of his death to his family very awkward indeed.
.
Three Brazilian men were flying in a light aircraft at low altitude when another plane approached. It appears that they decided to moon the occupants of the other plane, but lost control of their own aircraft and crashed. They were all found dead in the wreckage with their pants around their ankles.
.
. Did You Know?: In Fort Madison, Iowa, the fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire.
.
.
P.S. If you’re coming to Bluesfest tonight, I’ll be working in Museum Beer Tent #2, to the immediate right of the Rogers Stage (as you’re facing forward to the stage and the War Museum)…come get a cold one and say “Hi”
@ Eagle..LOl. Yup..
@ Mr. Red..lol. I think I remember how. NO I didn’t get chance to sign up.. I looked over the4 classes I am teaching over the next couple of weeks and I am full up..
good morning all
@sunshine flame and zwolfe i posted some of my art on facebood – i’m Stephanie Bennell if you want to take a peek.
@heckler never got the mail :-(
Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they’re physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember ..
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. ‘Want anything while I’m in the kitchen?’ he asks.
‘Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?’
‘Sure..’
‘Don’t you think you should write it down so you can remember it?’ she asks.
‘No, I can remember it.’
‘Well, I’d like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it?’
He says, ‘I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.’
‘I’d also like whipped cream. I’m certain you’ll forget that, write it down?’ she asks.
Irritated, he says, ‘I don’t need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream – I got it, for goodness sake!’
Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, The old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.. She stares at the plate for a moment.
Morning. I need help with something for a job selection process.
I need some crash course pointers and links to help me prepare a PPT presentation of how I would coordinate a fake scenario project. I’m not a coordinator myself, but anyway, they seem to be interested in organisation abilities.
.
A client wants to design a cross-media project XYZ…
Where do you start, what do you do? Create a PowerPoint presentation in which you:
- describe from concept, through production, to final delivery, the creative concept and overall strategy
- tasks that you would complete in order to accomplish your responsibilities as the designer on this project (addressing each medium)
- include details and considerations you deem important in regards to file preparation and production/construction of the following media:
o print
o web
o new media (audio, video, animation, etc)
- detail the process and workflow from conception to final product(s)
- identify and describe key functional elements of the products
- elaborate on the design of the site explaining your methodologies, the how and whys of proposed functionalities, reasons for visual style, special areas of concern, risks, etc.
@ Devill.. SOunds good.. Off to the cottage tomorrow night until Sat night and then backin town for the UFC
I hope you have a great day off :D..lol. I still have a few weeks vacation here as well.. I think I may wait until winter then take another cruise somewhere warm
I have like 5 pages long description with test and scoring junk. It’s like, it’s not even a coordinator job. I can do a max of 20 ppt pages. It’s crazy. It’s disgusting.
we were booked on a cruise for the 2nd last week of June [family wedding] but the bride-to-be was jilted just weeks before … it was def crap timing for a cruise & we lost a lot of $ for the last min cancellations of hotel, airfare, cruise.
@ buddah yup we thought about it, but the non-bride-to-be decided she needed the getaway & cashed in the ex’s tix & invited her wacky g/f to join her on the cruise. I just couldn’t fathom a week in wacky’s company.
@ Devil.. ROFLMAO.. I can understand hun..
Hey, email me at work and I will give you some great stuff about my trips and show you where I was on them kelly.duval@servicecanada.gc.ca
I work in the west end, but can’t say where, for “who knows what evil lurks in the land of blog,” … present, known & familiar company excluded of course.
Afternoon Chez Lovers! – You’ll like this. A female reporter is interviewing Major General Peter Cosgrove one day about Boys Scouts visiting his military headquarters.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
We’re going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That’s a bit irresponsible, isn’t it?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don’t see why, they’ll be properly supervised on the rifle range.!
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don’t you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don’t see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you’re equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma’am, you’re equipped to be a prostitute, but you’re not one, are you?
@Salut Devil ; )
((shooting ya with some Dolphin Water Gun filled with Vitamine B))
~Glad you get to go away to your cottage and hoping the weather will be fantastic for yous!
54mods | July 9th, 2009 at 5:19 am #
Where did everyone go? WAKE UP!
Have a good one all!
Silent H | July 9th, 2009 at 5:37 am #
Ok, ok I’m up…
Good morning all!
Sunsetflame | July 9th, 2009 at 6:31 am #
Oh dear… seeing I have been away so long I guess I deserve the Turd treatment. Good morning everyone and have a great one………
Sunsetflame | July 9th, 2009 at 6:34 am #
@justme: don’t you have a place where we can look at all your beautiful work?… I’d love to see some more :-)
zwolfe | July 9th, 2009 at 6:54 am #
Good morning folks!
@justme have you signed up for a photobucket account? You could then send us links to view your work….just a thought….
Hope everyone has a great Thirstday! Yes, I am anxious for the weekend!
lefty | July 9th, 2009 at 7:20 am #
Good Morning All,
All Access Password Code: shannontweed
Mr. Red | July 9th, 2009 at 7:20 am #
Good Morning Peeps
.
7:20am All Access Password: ShannonTweed
Eagle | July 9th, 2009 at 7:29 am #
Good Morning All!!!! thx for the code
very cool that Chez 106 is declaring next wed Shannon Tweed Day!!!!
City council really dropped the ball on this one…. Am I surprised… NO…. lol !!!!
Cheers ;-)
@cwh **from yesterday due tell*** ;-)
LukeDuke420 | July 9th, 2009 at 7:46 am #
Hi everybody!!
How’s everyone doing on this beautiful day
zappafancan | July 9th, 2009 at 7:51 am #
Morning everyone!!!
buddah | July 9th, 2009 at 7:53 am #
Morning all.. How the hell is everyone this sunny Thursday ?
Eagle | July 9th, 2009 at 7:58 am #
Morning LukeDuke420/zappa & buddah!!!
@buddah doing great how are you bro!!!!
buddah | July 9th, 2009 at 8:00 am #
@ Eagle.. DOing well thanks bro.. Gotta go spend some time in the file room for a bit here.. Just got a request for 200 files to ship out of here..lol
Eagle | July 9th, 2009 at 8:08 am #
&buddah ..gee only 200… slackin off again are u lol
Hummer | July 9th, 2009 at 8:23 am #
Morning Dudes’n Dudettes – S.o H.appy I.t’s T.hursday!
@cwh – Re: yesterday..I think you would do extremely well ridin a hummer! ((wicked grins)). Also, lets see if ya can acquire the magic number 2 days in a row!
izimm | July 9th, 2009 at 8:27 am #
Bonus code (worth 500pts) puckeredarses
izimm | July 9th, 2009 at 8:29 am #
sorry….where are my manners…..
Good Morning All!!! (and thanks for the codes)
Mr. Red | July 9th, 2009 at 8:37 am #
Here is your “Ahhhh…the aroma of stale beer lingers in the air, I guess I should take a shower and wash my ‘Beer Changers’ t-shirt” edition of Today’s FUNny and Did You Know
.
Darwin Award Nominees
A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply, because he had no money with which to buy alcohol, mixed gasoline with milk. Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he vomited into the fireplace in his house. This resulting explosion and fire burned his house down, killing both him and his sister.
.
A 34-year-old white male found dead in the basement of his home died of suffocation, according to police. He was approximately 6’2″ tall and weighed 225 pounds. He was wearing a pleated skirt, white bra, black and white saddle shoes, and a woman’s wig. It appeared that he was trying to create a schoolgirl’s uniform look. He was also wearing a military gas mask that had the filter canister removed
and a rubber hose attached in its place. The other end of the hose was connected to a one end of a hollow wooden tube approx. 12″ long and 3″ in diameter. The tube’s other end was inserted into his rectum for reasons unknown, and was the cause of his suffocation. Police found the task of explaining the circumstances of his death to his family very awkward indeed.
.
Three Brazilian men were flying in a light aircraft at low altitude when another plane approached. It appears that they decided to moon the occupants of the other plane, but lost control of their own aircraft and crashed. They were all found dead in the wreckage with their pants around their ankles.
.
.
Did You Know?: In Fort Madison, Iowa, the fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire.
.
.
P.S. If you’re coming to Bluesfest tonight, I’ll be working in Museum Beer Tent #2, to the immediate right of the Rogers Stage (as you’re facing forward to the stage and the War Museum)…come get a cold one and say “Hi”
Mr. Red | July 9th, 2009 at 8:40 am #
@buddah:
Looks like you’ll finally have to work today. Do you remember how?
.
Did you sign up to volunteer for security @ Bluesfest
cookie | July 9th, 2009 at 8:54 am #
Good morning all you great people!!
Mr. Red | July 9th, 2009 at 8:56 am #
@cookie:
Well, I don’t know if they’re ALL great.
pharmerphil | July 9th, 2009 at 8:58 am #
good morning folks – lovely sunny morning here in London and looking forward to seeing Bellowhead tonight. Thanks for the codes
buddah | July 9th, 2009 at 8:59 am #
@ Eagle..LOl. Yup..
@ Mr. Red..lol. I think I remember how. NO I didn’t get chance to sign up.. I looked over the4 classes I am teaching over the next couple of weeks and I am full up..
@ Cookie.. MOrning
chez's wild honey | July 9th, 2009 at 9:03 am #
GoodMornin’Bonjour CHEZ Nation
@hi Eagle….
Tell …. ; )
@hi Hummer
you might be right……
oh sweety… i can handle it lots more that 2days in a row … hehe
@hi phrmrPhil
Enjoy your vacay’ !
chez's wild honey | July 9th, 2009 at 9:04 am #
9ishamSS~ Strange Love ……by Scarlet Sins
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v95HNsFhCfA&NR=1
Eagle | July 9th, 2009 at 9:08 am #
Good Morning Cookie/CWH ;-) PharmerPhil :-)
@Mr Red luv that funny!!!
@buddah glad to see your consistent bro… keep up that effort **2 thumbs up**
@CWH mmmm tell…… well there goes my concentration here for the day ;-)
buddah | July 9th, 2009 at 9:10 am #
@ CWH.. Morning hun
angel | July 9th, 2009 at 9:33 am #
Good Morning everyone
buddah | July 9th, 2009 at 9:35 am #
@ Angel.. Morning little lady
cookie | July 9th, 2009 at 9:36 am #
Morning eagle, buddah, cwh, mr.red, pharmerphil, angel!!
@mr. red OF COURSE THEY ARE!!!!
Eagle | July 9th, 2009 at 9:36 am #
Good Morning angel :-)
justme | July 9th, 2009 at 9:40 am #
good morning all
@sunshine flame and zwolfe i posted some of my art on facebood – i’m Stephanie Bennell if you want to take a peek.
@heckler never got the mail :-(
Eagle | July 9th, 2009 at 9:41 am #
@izimm thx for the code
Eagle | July 9th, 2009 at 9:41 am #
Good Morning justme :-)
buddah | July 9th, 2009 at 9:43 am #
@ Justme.. MOrning :D..
angel | July 9th, 2009 at 9:43 am #
Morning Buddah, Eagle, CWH, Mr.Red, Pharmerphil, Cookie & justme! What a beautiful day!
Heckler | July 9th, 2009 at 9:44 am #
Good morning everyone !!!
wow just wow, the blues fest last night kicked ass, tony -d rocked jeff beck just killed it. Cant wait for tonight !!!!!
@justme o.o i’ll resend it then. did it end up in ur spam folder >?
buddah | July 9th, 2009 at 9:46 am #
@ Angel.. That it is..Let’s hope it is like this all weekend
@ CWH.. Looks like we might be in town for the UFC this weekend after all hun.. Ralph’s on Bank st at 9:30 for all those that want to join us
Going to be a great bunch of fights
justme | July 9th, 2009 at 9:48 am #
Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, ‘Windy, isn’t it?’
Second one says, ‘No, it’s Thursday!’
Third one says, ‘So am I. Let’s go get a beer.’
justme | July 9th, 2009 at 9:52 am #
Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they’re physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember ..
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. ‘Want anything while I’m in the kitchen?’ he asks.
‘Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?’
‘Sure..’
‘Don’t you think you should write it down so you can remember it?’ she asks.
‘No, I can remember it.’
‘Well, I’d like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it?’
He says, ‘I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.’
‘I’d also like whipped cream. I’m certain you’ll forget that, write it down?’ she asks.
Irritated, he says, ‘I don’t need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream – I got it, for goodness sake!’
Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, The old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.. She stares at the plate for a moment.
‘Where’s my toast ?’
Eagle | July 9th, 2009 at 9:55 am #
@justme I am: **Third one says, ‘So am I. Let’s go get a beer.** ;-)
justme | July 9th, 2009 at 9:58 am #
@eagle 5 o’clock -did they mean p.m.? lol
DeVil | July 9th, 2009 at 10:47 am #
Good Morning Everyone!
Two Bluesfest day pass tix for Sat, July 11 [edited to say SOLD]
Mr Punchy | July 9th, 2009 at 11:04 am #
Morning. I need help with something for a job selection process.
I need some crash course pointers and links to help me prepare a PPT presentation of how I would coordinate a fake scenario project. I’m not a coordinator myself, but anyway, they seem to be interested in organisation abilities.
.
A client wants to design a cross-media project XYZ…
Where do you start, what do you do? Create a PowerPoint presentation in which you:
- describe from concept, through production, to final delivery, the creative concept and overall strategy
- tasks that you would complete in order to accomplish your responsibilities as the designer on this project (addressing each medium)
- include details and considerations you deem important in regards to file preparation and production/construction of the following media:
o print
o web
o new media (audio, video, animation, etc)
- detail the process and workflow from conception to final product(s)
- identify and describe key functional elements of the products
- elaborate on the design of the site explaining your methodologies, the how and whys of proposed functionalities, reasons for visual style, special areas of concern, risks, etc.
buddah | July 9th, 2009 at 11:07 am #
@ Devil.. MOrning.. How are things?
DeVil | July 9th, 2009 at 11:14 am #
morning buddah – everything is good! day off tomorrow hopefully depends on weather : sun + high humidex = boating = day off
DeVil | July 9th, 2009 at 11:20 am #
@ mr punchy
that’s a pretty tall order … reads like a college course project
buddah | July 9th, 2009 at 11:22 am #
@ Devill.. SOunds good.. Off to the cottage tomorrow night until Sat night and then backin town for the UFC
I hope you have a great day off :D..lol. I still have a few weeks vacation here as well.. I think I may wait until winter then take another cruise somewhere warm
DeVil | July 9th, 2009 at 11:26 am #
wth does the bonus code mean? puckeredarses?? sounds like something from up the valley …
Mr Punchy | July 9th, 2009 at 11:26 am #
I have like 5 pages long description with test and scoring junk. It’s like, it’s not even a coordinator job. I can do a max of 20 ppt pages. It’s crazy. It’s disgusting.
DeVil | July 9th, 2009 at 11:36 am #
we were booked on a cruise for the 2nd last week of June [family wedding] but the bride-to-be was jilted just weeks before … it was def crap timing for a cruise & we lost a lot of $ for the last min cancellations of hotel, airfare, cruise.
buddah | July 9th, 2009 at 11:39 am #
@ Devil.. WEll I ain’t saying what I was thinking when I read it .. LOL
buddah | July 9th, 2009 at 11:40 am #
@ Devil.. DAMN!!!!!!!!!! I would have gone on the cruise anyway and had a blast..lol.
buddah | July 9th, 2009 at 12:02 pm #
SLOBBERIN TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
back in 45 all …
@ Devil.. We will talk about cruises when I get back
DeVil | July 9th, 2009 at 12:10 pm #
@ buddah yup we thought about it, but the non-bride-to-be decided she needed the getaway & cashed in the ex’s tix & invited her wacky g/f to join her on the cruise. I just couldn’t fathom a week in wacky’s company.
buddah | July 9th, 2009 at 12:37 pm #
@ Devil.. ROFLMAO.. I can understand hun..
Hey, email me at work and I will give you some great stuff about my trips and show you where I was on them
kelly.duval@servicecanada.gc.ca
DeVil | July 9th, 2009 at 12:46 pm #
sorry buddah, no access of personal email from the job site…are u done your “work” for the day?
buddah | July 9th, 2009 at 12:55 pm #
Not until 3:30 here Devil.. BUt my home email is kellyduval68@gmail.com
LOl. Where do you work anyway?
DeVil | July 9th, 2009 at 1:07 pm #
I work in the west end, but can’t say where, for “who knows what evil lurks in the land of blog,” … present, known & familiar company excluded of course.
buddah | July 9th, 2009 at 1:16 pm #
@ Devil.. I so understand..lol
Well here is my cell as well. Drop me a line and we can always chat.
Kelly 613-286-5809
You can all add it as well.. I don’t mind hearing from friends
chez's wild honey | July 9th, 2009 at 2:09 pm #
2ishpmSS~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVZRpyN1_mI
Goodafterlovely’afternoon buddah..Devil…angel..cookie…Eagle : )
and Justme ,,,heckler and company
chez's wild honey | July 9th, 2009 at 2:14 pm #
@Buddah
oh yaille…i might show up
~Love George ~
buddah | July 9th, 2009 at 2:19 pm #
@ CWH.. Would be good to see you there then
Hummer | July 9th, 2009 at 2:30 pm #
Afternoon Chez Lovers! – You’ll like this. A female reporter is interviewing Major General Peter Cosgrove one day about Boys Scouts visiting his military headquarters.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
We’re going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That’s a bit irresponsible, isn’t it?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don’t see why, they’ll be properly supervised on the rifle range.!
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don’t you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don’t see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you’re equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma’am, you’re equipped to be a prostitute, but you’re not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended.
LMAO!!
Hummer | July 9th, 2009 at 2:43 pm #
Wooohooo..Crank-it up!…ZZTOP..”Lord take me downtown, I’m just lookin for some Tush!
chez's wild honey | July 9th, 2009 at 2:46 pm #
((shoots Hummer)) with my Super Storm Shooter filled with Ice Water
Volume Up !!
chez's wild honey | July 9th, 2009 at 2:49 pm #
((shoots Buddah and Devil and Eagle)) with a Double Barrel Launcher water gun filled with
delicious Lemon Ice Tea
DeVil | July 9th, 2009 at 2:50 pm #
@ hummer
LMBO!! t/y
Allo CWH – une très belle journée ensoleilée …
j’ai bien hâte de prendre du vitamin-B
Hummer | July 9th, 2009 at 2:51 pm #
@CWH – I’ll drink to that!
chez's wild honey | July 9th, 2009 at 2:52 pm #
@Salut Devil ; )
((shooting ya with some Dolphin Water Gun filled with Vitamine B))
~Glad you get to go away to your cottage and hoping the weather will be fantastic for yous!
buddah | July 9th, 2009 at 2:56 pm #
@ CWH.. and on the day I wear my white cotton shirt too..lol
Dirty little girl.. I knew I loved ya for a reason..LOL
chez's wild honey | July 9th, 2009 at 2:59 pm #
@congrats with acquiring la’ magic lucky number….now your day will go smooohhthly!
i See Sunsetflame and Silent H way up there …((shooting yuz)) with a Remote Control Spaceship Shooter water flying gun filled with Jello Shots ~
chez's wild honey | July 9th, 2009 at 3:00 pm #
@Buddah !
LMAO
i knew there’s a reason why i liked ya! lol
buddah | July 9th, 2009 at 3:03 pm #
@ CWH…WEll I guess the nudes didn’t hurt me much either
..lol
chez's wild honey | July 9th, 2009 at 3:03 pm #
@54 & Sunnydays & Heckler
((shoothing yaz’ )) with a Splashzooka filled with sum Blue VitamineB
Hummer | July 9th, 2009 at 3:06 pm #
@CWH – merci..Sorry to steal it from ya..but I couldn’t have done it without you and Devil.((wink))
buddah | July 9th, 2009 at 3:16 pm #
Home time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hummer | July 9th, 2009 at 3:28 pm #
Volume>>Waaayyy-Up…Start Me-UP!
Mr Punchy | July 9th, 2009 at 3:46 pm #
You guys are nothing but darn hippies.
.
Darn hippies.
.
Oh yeah, so am I =P
.
DeVil | July 9th, 2009 at 4:36 pm #
I’ll say like buddah Home time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
& Beer time !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yahoo
have a good evening peeps.
Silent H | July 9th, 2009 at 4:45 pm #
Mmmm….Jello shots..
zwolfe | July 9th, 2009 at 5:45 pm #
Ahhhh, another crazy day on the blog, (flavoured) liquids all over the place……
@justme oh well, another chance I miss to see your work, I don’t basefook….
It’s been an insane day at the orafice too, I’m outta here in 20, and all this talk about refreshments has got me thinking about cold beer……
Catch y’all tomorrow, have a grrrrreat evening!
crazymike | July 9th, 2009 at 6:06 pm #
Hiya all just poooping by to cummmmm say hello hopes everyone is doing good
(((hugsss NA kiss))) for the ladies
High 5 for the dudes
Status Quo | July 9th, 2009 at 6:42 pm #
You are such a wordsmith
Eagle | July 9th, 2009 at 9:27 pm #
@justme… beer time is 5 am or pm ;-)
@cm how are you been way too long……