Chez 106 Bonus Codes
22 Jul, 2008 | Written by helping_sis | under Chez Bonus Codes
Doc & Woody bonus code: holeinone
Supersets
9:00am song: The Who – Won’t Get Fooled Again
2:00pm song: Def Leppard – Photograph
5:00pm song: Def Leppard – Pour Some Sugar On Me
crazymike | July 22nd, 2008 at 12:17 am #
I’m #1
I’m #1
hehehehe
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Hiya all hopes everyone has a great day
((hugs N A kiss)) for the ladies
High 5 for the dudes
crazymike | July 22nd, 2008 at 12:18 am #
Who’s gonna be turd????? well here’s a depends for who ever it is… hehehe
lefty | July 22nd, 2008 at 5:46 am #
I guess it’s me again.
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Doc & Woody’s Bonus Code: holeinone
lefty | July 22nd, 2008 at 6:15 am #
I don’t usually post jokes here, but, being a racing fan and a Ferrari fan, I couldn’t resist this one.
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The Moped & The Ferrari
An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old,
pulls up next to a doctor at a street light.
The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks,
“What kind of car ya got there, sonny?”
The doctor replies, ”A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!”
“That’s a lot of money,” says the old man. “Why does it cost so much?”
“Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!’ states the doctor proudly.
The Moped driver asks, “Mind if I take a look inside?”
“No problem,” replies the doctor.
Sothe old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.
Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, “That’s a
pretty nice car, all right… but I’ll stick with my Moped!”
Just then the light changes, sot he doctor decides to show the old
man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the
speedometer reads 160 mph.
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be
getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly
WHOOOOSSSHHH! Something whips by him going much faster!
“What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?”
the doctor asks himself.
He presses harder on the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up
to 250 mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it’s the old
man on the Moped!
Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it
more gas and passes the Moped at 275 mph and he’s feeling
pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man
gaining on him AGAIN!
Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal
and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph. Not ten seconds
later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari
is flat out, and there’s nothing he can do!
Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing
the rear end. The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the
old man is still alive.
He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says, “I’m a doctor….
is there anything I can do for you?’”
The old man whispers, ”Unhook my suspenders from your side
view mirror.”
johnkwise | July 22nd, 2008 at 7:21 am #
Thanks Lefty… read it before, but it’s still funny
oh, and uh, thanks for being turd
johnkwise | July 22nd, 2008 at 7:22 am #
ya’ll have a great day… it’s friday for me
summer | July 22nd, 2008 at 7:42 am #
Goooooooood morning people. Ok, so I forgot my lunch on the counter today, booooooooooohhhhhhooooooooo. If it doesn’t rain, I will be going towards Sparks, or maybe get a soup from that place mr. punchy. What do you recommend?
Mr. Red | July 22nd, 2008 at 7:48 am #
Good Morning Peeps
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Here is your “I don’t recommend walking around Old Quebec City all Sunday afternoon, standing for over 4 hours at a concert, sleeping less than 2 1/2 hrs, driving home starting @ 5am and working all day on Monday, cause I (still) feel like crap and my calves are crampy” edition of Today’s FUNny and Did You Know :?:
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Bizzare Doctor’s Notes on Patient Charts
Fetus is a male, no other gross abnormalities found.
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Patient states he is in good health except for his illness.
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Experienced mood swings because she suffered from PBS.
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Since the patient stopped smoking, his smell is beginning to return.
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He is quite hard of hearing, as a matter of fact, he can’t hear at all out of his left eye.
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The patient was bitten by a bat as he walked down the street on his thumb.
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He was advised to force fluids through his interpreter.
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Patient denies any auditory, tactile, or old factory hallucinations.
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Cause of death unknown; had never been fatally ill before.
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Went to bed feeling well, but woke up dead.
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Cultures were negative for orgasms.
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Did You Know?: In California, bathhouses are against the law.
Mr. Red | July 22nd, 2008 at 7:52 am #
Because it’s Double Shot Tuesday…..
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Football Finally Makes Cents To Her
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
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Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”
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Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?”
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“Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like…Helloooooo? It’s only 25
cents!!!!
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Did You Know?: In Port Huron, Michigan, the speed limit for ambulances is 20 m.p.h.
zappafancan | July 22nd, 2008 at 7:57 am #
Morning everyone!!
sunnydays | July 22nd, 2008 at 8:03 am #
morning everyone!
Mr. Red | July 22nd, 2008 at 8:13 am #
Oh, btw, I took a whole crapload of pics on my cell phone of Quebec City and the concert, including a couple of songs or three, before my battery died ( :cry: )
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How do I get all that info off my phone and put it on my computer so I can save the pics and video? I have flash memory slots on my computer but not that freakin’ small.
DeVil | July 22nd, 2008 at 8:14 am #
Morning Everyone
Bonus Code from Robin Harper’s Voice Mail Msg:
tone ~ 500 pts ψ
Toyslover | July 22nd, 2008 at 8:27 am #
@Red – most phones use a microSD card. You can get a small adapter that your microSD fits into that converts to a standard SD card. Yhen it will plug into your computer.
Mr. Red | July 22nd, 2008 at 8:50 am #
@ Toyslover™
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Thanks, I’m a new convert (this past May) to camera phones. Before this Samsung I had a “plain jane” Nokia hone that only made phone calls and text messages. Actually, I’m sure it did more but I never used it for anyhing other than a phone and the occasional text.
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I’ve played around with the still & video camera before, but thought my subjects were worthy of being saved, until this past weekend. I just wish I would of had a spare battery to swap out. Oh well, you live…you learn :grin:
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I owe
I owe
(mainlining coffee & Advil) off to work
I go
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read ya later Peeps
Mr. Red | July 22nd, 2008 at 8:55 am #
….maybe i should have taken my Polaroid Instant Camera (circa 1973ish) that I still have in a closet. I wonder if it still works?
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No downloading necsessary for that classic. :lol:
Mr. Red | July 22nd, 2008 at 8:57 am #
….i think it’s next to my Radio Shack (Tandy) Pong Console. It’s official, I’m a “pack rat”.
JMarc | July 22nd, 2008 at 9:05 am #
9 super set
The Who – Won’t Get Fooled Again
JMarc | July 22nd, 2008 at 9:06 am #
‘morning peeps
Have a good one!
JMarc | July 22nd, 2008 at 9:08 am #
Earn 100 Points With Hakim Optical
JMarc | July 22nd, 2008 at 9:09 am #
in events and presale that is
summer | July 22nd, 2008 at 9:18 am #
@mr. red,
I think it’s time to declutter and do a major garage sale ;) That’s what I am doing, I can’t believe the stuff I am finding.
MrPunchy | July 22nd, 2008 at 9:28 am #
@Summer, si tu veux on se voit au meme coin, puis on irait chez Goo’s? Soup et sandwich au choix 5,99$
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Hello Baby Boomers! Mornin’! It’s Tuesday, go see a movie tonight! Ledger makes a pretty darn good Joker.
MrPunchy | July 22nd, 2008 at 9:29 am #
@Summer ou bien y’a le food court a la plaza d’echangistes du monde (WTP)
crazymike | July 22nd, 2008 at 9:57 am #
Just passing by to cummmmmm say
Hiya all…. hopes everyone has a great day
((Hugss N A Kiss)) for the ladies
High 5 for the dudes
MrPunchy | July 22nd, 2008 at 10:17 am #
I saw Alanis Morissette @ Jay Leno last night, I got her new album with special ed. Still working on the songs to sink em in but I do love the first few tracks. She was real cute on teevee.
summer | July 22nd, 2008 at 10:26 am #
@mr. punchy
sounds like a plan, let me know what time and place
summer | July 22nd, 2008 at 10:37 am #
but that is if it doesn’t rain ok, looks good now, but you never know
angel | July 22nd, 2008 at 11:11 am #
Good Morning everyone
MrPunchy | July 22nd, 2008 at 11:24 am #
@Summer, let’s go and meet at 11:45?
We’ll go to Goo’s or the other place.
How’s that? Mon internet plante…
summer | July 22nd, 2008 at 11:30 am #
@mr. punchy
Unfortunately, there has been a change of plans, can I get a raincheck?
JMarc | July 22nd, 2008 at 11:30 am #
Hey guys (and gals) sorry for the length but i just had to post this
21 Types of People You Might Meet in the Men’s Room!:
EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
CROSSEYED: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
TIMID: Can’t piss if someone’s watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.
INDIFFERENT: All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor.
WORRIED: Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.
ABSENT-MINDED: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
CHILDISH: Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
SNEAK: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed.
PATIENT: Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with free hand.
DESPERATE: Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
TOUGH: Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.
EFFICIENT: Waits until he has to crap, then does both.
FAT: Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe.
LITTLE: Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
DRUNK: Holds right thumb in left hand, pisses in pants.
DISGRUNTLED: Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
CONCEITED: Holds two-inch dick like a baseball bat.
RADICAL: Ignores urinal. Pisses on wall.
crazymike | July 22nd, 2008 at 11:44 am #
@JMarc …I’ll plea the fifth on the fact that I may or NOT be of the ”RADICAL” & or “INDIFFERENT” type …All others dont apply LMAOOOOOOO
JMarc | July 22nd, 2008 at 12:12 pm #
lol Mike esti :) I’m more “Efficient” “Frivolous” type lol
JMarc | July 22nd, 2008 at 12:13 pm #
depends on the amount of crap i need to evacuate lol
crazymike | July 22nd, 2008 at 1:08 pm #
@Jmarc….depending on the amount of crapping that needs to be done…you could always use a butt plug to hold it in longer…just let me know if your using or not I dont wanna get caught in the cross fire LMAOOOOOOOOO
crazymike | July 22nd, 2008 at 1:09 pm #
and i’ll make sure to stay up wind & not down wind from you hehehe
Patrice | July 22nd, 2008 at 1:56 pm #
Hi all!
2 pm SS: Photograph
angel | July 22nd, 2008 at 1:56 pm #
2pm superset: Def Leppard – Photograph
MrPunchy | July 22nd, 2008 at 2:43 pm #
Isn’t post #44 gay because of how 4 goes in 4?
Wake up people! :P
MrPunchy | July 22nd, 2008 at 3:32 pm #
Apparently nobody wants to get the gayness (#44) and the big 69. well that was not gonna happen.
Eddy | July 22nd, 2008 at 4:25 pm #
Hey another non-69 kind of day, doesn’t even look like racing conditions exist… lol
Mr Punchy 44 is a don’t care post for me, just another number. :grin:
Eddy | July 22nd, 2008 at 4:37 pm #
Yup racing conditions definetely do not exist at the moment>
Wonder if they will magically re-appear in the next couple of minutes :?:
Eddy | July 22nd, 2008 at 4:41 pm #
44 :lol: and I’m gone so definetely no 69 on the blog for me…
See ya Angel as I know you will soon make an appearance.
angel | July 22nd, 2008 at 4:57 pm #
See ya Eddy
angel | July 22nd, 2008 at 4:59 pm #
5pm superset: Def Leppard – Pour Some Sugar On Me
Mr. Red | July 22nd, 2008 at 4:59 pm #
5pm SuperSet: Def Leppard – Pour Some Sugar On Me
Greg | July 22nd, 2008 at 6:36 pm #
Hey all!
tick | July 22nd, 2008 at 7:31 pm #
Good evening everyone. Pouring rain here and the sun is shining like a great day
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